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Offline Gowan

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Worst things for goon's to here while in the C-47
« on: April 02, 2008, 09:19:02 PM »
I'll start it off


"Please hold on, and put your seatbelts on while i try to figure out what this warning light thing means..."
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Offline AquaShrimp

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Re: Worst things for goon's to here while in the C-47
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2008, 09:20:19 PM »
"Hi, my name is Gowan, and I'll be your pilot today"
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Re: Worst things for goon's to here while in the C-47
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2008, 09:24:41 PM »
I love lamp.
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Offline lasersailor184

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Re: Worst things for goon's to here while in the C-47
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2008, 09:58:23 PM »
The inflight entertainment tonight will be the comedic stylings of Gowan...
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Offline EskimoJoe

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Re: Worst things for goon's to here while in the C-47
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2008, 10:44:34 PM »
"Thank you for flying Auger Airlines! Please, don't buckle up and be ready to bail on a moments notice! Again, thank you for flying Auger Arlines! Have a wonderful trip!"
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Re: Worst things for goon's to here while in the C-47
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2008, 11:07:39 PM »
"...oh and by the way does anyone know how to fly a plane?"
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Re: Worst things for goon's to here while in the C-47
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2008, 11:09:05 PM »
Quote from: Latrobe on April 02, 2008, 11:07:39 PM
"...oh and by the way does anyone know how to fly a plane?"
Roger Roger, what's your vector Victor?

That movie was "da bomb"  :lol
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Re: Worst things for goon's to here while in the C-47
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2008, 11:11:23 PM »
Quote from: EskimoJoe on April 02, 2008, 11:09:05 PM
Roger Roger, what's your vector Victor?

That movie was "da bomb"  :lol

That movie came out in about 1982, i've seen it numerous times, and everytime that movie provides laughs and joy. It just keeps giving.....


Pure genious... :aok

Check out the other airplane movies too.
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Offline BaDkaRmA158Th

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Re: Worst things for goon's to here while in the C-47
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2008, 11:27:25 PM »
"Co pilot ask's - We feel lighter, did you just hit the *go* button while we were over that lake back there?"
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Offline C(Sea)Bass

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Re: Worst things for goon's to here while in the C-47
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2008, 11:45:39 PM »
Pilot: "Hello: This is your Captain speaking. There is absolutly no cause for alarm"
*30 seconds later*
Pilot: "The wings are NOT on fire"
*as one get up to go drop a deuce*
Co-Pilot: "please return to your seats immediatly and fasten your safety belts"
*1 minute later*
Pilot: "hello: you will find your life jackets under your seats. I'm sorry you will find them on the racks above your heads, but do not unfasten your safety belts"
*30 seconds later*
Co-Pilot: "the scransoms above your head are now ready to flange, please unfasten your safety belts and press the emergency photoscamps on the back of the seats behind you"
Pilot: "but do not leave your seats"
Co-Pilot: "DO NOT PANIC"
Pilot: "Tea will now be served"
Co-Pilot: "inflate your life jackets"
Pilot: "and extinguish your cigarettes"
Co-Pilot: "please remove the luggage from the racks above your head and place it in the racks on the other side of the aircraft"
Pilot: "except your hand luggage"
Co-Pilot: "which you should sit on"
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Re: Worst things for goon's to here while in the C-47
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2008, 01:26:30 AM »
Quote from: C(Sea)Bass on April 02, 2008, 11:45:39 PM
Pilot: "Hello: This is your Captain speaking. There is absolutly no cause for alarm"
*30 seconds later*
Pilot: "The wings are NOT on fire"
*as one get up to go drop a deuce*
Co-Pilot: "please return to your seats immediatly and fasten your safety belts"
*1 minute later*
Pilot: "hello: you will find your life jackets under your seats. I'm sorry you will find them on the racks above your heads, but do not unfasten your safety belts"
*30 seconds later*
Co-Pilot: "the scransoms above your head are now ready to flange, please unfasten your safety belts and press the emergency photoscamps on the back of the seats behind you"
Pilot: "but do not leave your seats"
Co-Pilot: "DO NOT PANIC"
Pilot: "Tea will now be served"
Co-Pilot: "inflate your life jackets"
Pilot: "and extinguish your cigarettes"
Co-Pilot: "please remove the luggage from the racks above your head and place it in the racks on the other side of the aircraft"
Pilot: "except your hand luggage"
Co-Pilot: "which you should sit on"

 :lol

"This is your pilot speaking. We are approching our destination, so please be ready for the red light. When it comes on stand up and hook up" *little bump from flak "when the green light comes on please exit the plane in a calm orderly fashion." *violent bumps from flak* "We seem to be in some pretty thick flak, but do not worry for Corky and I have it all under control LERRROOOOYY JJEEENNKIIINSSS!!!"
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Offline EskimoJoe

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Re: Worst things for goon's to here while in the C-47
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2008, 01:33:49 AM »
Quote from: Latrobe on April 03, 2008, 01:26:30 AM
:lol

"This is your pilot speaking. We are approching our destination, so please be ready for the red light. When it comes on stand up and hook up" *little bump from flak "when the green light comes on please exit the plane in a calm orderly fashion." *violent bumps from flak* "We seem to be in some pretty thick flak, but do not worry for Corky and I have it all under control LERRROOOOYY JJEEENNKIIINSSS!!!"
*C-47 screams into a nose dive as the red light blinks on*
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Offline C(Sea)Bass

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Re: Worst things for goon's to here while in the C-47
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2008, 01:35:27 AM »
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Re: Worst things for goon's to here while in the C-47
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2008, 02:01:53 AM »
Why do they keep calling us goons? Are we flying in a Drunky bird?
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Re: Worst things for goon's to here while in the C-47
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2008, 02:49:38 AM »
(One goon to another)

"Hey the guy can`t spell hear. How well do you think he can fly?"



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