Worst things for goon's to here while in the C-47

[Rollins]

"The flight instructions have been written and proofread by Snowey"

[FiLtH]

   Hearing pilots at the target base saying dont kill the fh. And then once arriving at target hearing those same pilots say Im rtb ammo.

[john9001]

slang for the C47 was "goony bird", more than one C47 are "goons", as in "are the goons here yet". The people in the plane who were expected to jump out of a perfectly good airplane are called "drunks" because a sober person would not do such a thing.

[texasmom]

Hearing pilots at the target base saying dont kill the fh. And then once arriving at target hearing those same pilots say Im rtb ammo.

 

[DrDea]

  Ahhhhhhhhh...this is your pilot Glen Quagmire. Ahhhhhhhhhh were going to be running a little late today as weve hit a strong headwind  GIGGITY!!

[SIK1]

slang for the C47 was "goony bird", more than one C47 are "goons", as in "are the goons here yet". The people in the plane who were expected to jump out of a perfectly good airplane are called "drunks" because a sober person would not do such a thing.

The goons can go here or there, what the drunks inside hear all depends on if they are listening or not.

[Shuffler]

Toss up.....

1) Are we there yet???

2) I gotta pee.....

[wrongwayric]

John9001 your mistaken that only drunks jump out of perfectly good airplanes! You've obviously never sat next to a screaming baby during a 6 hour long flight. Had i had a parachute i'd have been out the door in a minute.

[Phaser11]

Don't worry,
 I started flying these plains when I was 25 in 1940.

[C(Sea)Bass]

Today's in flight movie will be "Spice World"
 

[Hitman20]

"I just got a message for the tower...They said that they forgot to pack one of the parachutes this mornning, so the best of luck to one of you."

[hammer]

True story. Happened to me in Ranger School way back when. Plane was a C-130, but it would be equally no fun to hear on a C-47.

Jumpmaster: "Jump's cancelled. Engine is on fire"

My first thought was "uh, if an engine's on fire, I'd like to jump!"

Regards,

Hammer

[Hitman20]

Well you have 3 other props to go on...C-47 only had 1.

[BlueJ1]

Pilot to Co-Pilot: "Hey hold my beer, watch this."

Pilot On Range: "How do I take off?"

[angelsandair]

"Hi, my name is Gowan, and I'll be your pilot today"

Alright I got one




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