• Chelsea was jogging around the Trade Center on Sept. 11, 2001. (She was in bed watching it on TV.)
It would have been hilarious to have listened in on this conversation on the morning off 9/11
Chelsea:"Mom see whats going on dont worry I am ok!"
Hillary:"You %^&^#! <beeping> <beep> cant you do <dolphin chirping> do <beeping> anything right?
<dolphin chirping>That would have been my ticket to 2 no 3 <beeping> terms!!
<long stream of invective thatwould make a drunken stevedore cover his ears in shame>