If you outlaw guns ...

[myelo]

then only outlaw chimps will have guns.

http://www.statesman.com/news/content/news/stories/local/04/05/0405chimp.html?imw=Y

<S> Tony. Godspeed.

[Rollins]

That cop will be hearing monkey jokes well after his retirement party.

[Geary420]

"The chimpanzee started flailing its arms. The officer shouted at least twice that he was going to shoot," 

[culero]

LOL, also "The officer slipped and fell backward while firing his gun, but the chimpanzee kept coming toward him,"

This would be an all-time funny video if it existed

[Geary420]

Agreed Culero, It's so out there I thought the original link was possibly an "Onion" type site, had to google it to verify.

[Xargos]

I sure as hell wouldn't want an angry 140 pound chimpanzee getting a hold of me.

[Rino]

     Not after hearing what those chimps did to that scientist out in Cal a few years ago. 

[Shamus]

Dont taze me B'wana!!!!

shamus

[Airhead]

"The chimpanzee started flailing its arms. The officer shouted at least twice that he was going to shoot," 

What I'd like to know is if the officer said "Stop or I will shoot!" or if he said "Oooh oooh EEEEK Ooooh!!!" Because if he said "Stop or I will shoot!" there's a good chance the chimp didn't understand him.

[USRanger]

 

[SOB]

"HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!!!!!"

Seriously though, after reading about the "severely mauled genitals", I might be inclined to pull the trigger too.

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2005/03/05/chimpanzee_attack_probed/

[Airhead]

"HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!!!!!"

Seriously though, after reading about the "severely mauled genitals", I might be inclined to pull the trigger too.

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2005/03/05/chimpanzee_attack_probed/

Oh, no doubt the most frightening thing there is is being attacked by a wild animal- I got attacked by a spider monkey when I was a kid, in the past few years I've related the story in detail once or twice, maybe after a Crown Royal evening, so we won't go into detail, other than my fear-- but that monkey put such a severe arse whipping on me it made me wish I had a gun, that's for sure. Luckily he didint go for my package- probably because my junk immediately retreated into my abdominal cavity, and didn't drop back into its normal position til after high school- but I saw a show on the nature channel where they were rehabing chimps and this guy was wearing a super package guard that looked kinda like what Alex wore in "Clockwork Orange" and as far as I'm concerned I would NEVER want a job that requires heavy duty package protection to keep the chimps from ripping your dick off.

That seems like a really bad job to have. 

[SOB]

I'm talking about chimps; spider monkeys aren't the genital menace that chimps are.  In your inexperience you probably made a threatening gesture, because they're actually quite gentle and affectionate.  If you can see your way clear to giving them another chance, I'm sure you'll agree the sweet love of a Spider Monkey is like no other.

[Angus]

140 lbs chimp in a mean mood is....actually dangerous. but for a couple of people...not so.
I had my close encounter with death with a 1000 lbs bull some years back. There would have been no time for a gun, and a chimp is faster than a bull.
So, in short, chimp was shot dead with both time and range enough to not shoot dead..

[wrongwayric]

Damn filthy stinkin apes. Kind of makes you wonder if there's a revolt being planned. There is a story out there somewhere about a zoo employee who was killed when he went to take a birthday cake in to a monkee cage and they attacked and killed him. I'll try to find it. Think it happened a year or so ago. Funniest thing i ever saw was the elephant video were the elephant sat on a guys head and he was trapped in the elephants butt. Believe you can still find that on U-tube.