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Offline MoeRon

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Re: jerks.
« Reply #30 on: April 09, 2008, 12:41:39 AM »
See Rule #2
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Re: jerks.
« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2008, 01:00:15 AM »
the biggest jerk is jerret jones he is a jock and he is retarded

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Re: jerks.
« Reply #32 on: April 09, 2008, 04:41:14 AM »
funny story.

guy i work with walks up to me while i'm shaking a martini at a table...says, you are so retarded.

to which i replied, "uh.  you are retarded." and went about pouring the martini and asking him to grab me something or other.

unbeknown to him, there was a special olympian at the table.

i felt it was the best way to handle it and was relieved the lady who heard it didn't make a deal.

there was something sorta slow about this fellow...but he wore his medal with his words and his good human decency.  i rather liked him alot.

3rd place in japan.  cross country skiing.

i told him about it later and watched his face drain like a quarter full bathtub.
« Last Edit: April 09, 2008, 04:44:00 AM by JB88 »
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Re: jerks.
« Reply #33 on: April 09, 2008, 04:42:22 AM »
it wasnt near as bad as another guy asking a vice president of anhauser bush why he would want to slowly pour such a crappy beer in a glass.

 :rofl 

that was classic.

« Last Edit: April 09, 2008, 04:45:00 AM by JB88 »
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Re: jerks.
« Reply #34 on: April 09, 2008, 12:40:00 PM »
See Rule #2
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« Reply #35 on: April 09, 2008, 12:42:32 PM »
^^^ I felt left out.
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Re: jerks.
« Reply #36 on: April 09, 2008, 12:46:19 PM »
sorry for the all the rule #2 violations that you had to deal with in this thread skuzzy.

note to self.

i fear this thread...is doomed.




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Offline midnight Target

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Re: jerks.
« Reply #37 on: April 09, 2008, 01:10:49 PM »
This one guy I work with..

Brain surgery is very tiring...

My job sux




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Re: jerks.
« Reply #38 on: April 09, 2008, 01:17:34 PM »
sorry for the all the rule #2 violations that you had to deal with in this thread skuzzy.

note to self.

i fear this thread...is doomed.

Hmmmm...a philosophical connundrum;  is ole Skuzzy being a jerk?  Or is he just doing his job?

Discuss.
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Re: jerks.
« Reply #39 on: April 09, 2008, 01:44:23 PM »
I'm the biggest jerk I know, few compare.
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Re: jerks.
« Reply #40 on: April 09, 2008, 03:24:14 PM »
I don't know who Rule#2 is, but he must be a real jerk for so many of you to suggest we go see him.

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Re: jerks.
« Reply #41 on: April 09, 2008, 06:27:37 PM »
This one guy I work with..

Brain surgery is very tiring...

My job sux





Oh...I get it!  That's a funny directed at Mac.

It's quite potent!
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Re: jerks.
« Reply #42 on: May 23, 2008, 11:02:04 PM »
See Rule #7

know what's REALLY bad? i can't remember what i typed here to get skuzzified :O
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Re: jerks.
« Reply #43 on: May 23, 2008, 11:26:02 PM »
Wow, yeah, a lot of jerks in this thread.  Yeah, my job totally sucks as well.  Sucks like a black hole.
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Re: jerks.
« Reply #44 on: May 24, 2008, 12:10:45 AM »
I like to push any jerks I come across square into the ocean.
Who are you to wave your finger?