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Offline texasmom

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Re: What to do....
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2008, 09:58:48 PM »
Sorry Wes, I know how young & inexperienced you are ~ so it's okay.  Y'all may think that duct tape works...


Girls are the meanest, most ruthless creatures ever. And duct tape ain't strong enough.
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Offline Wes14

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Re: What to do....
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2008, 10:01:04 PM »
Duck tape fixes everything, for a little bit. Then your on your own.  :D
Warning! The above post may induce: nausea, confusion, headaches, explosive diarrhea, anger, vomiting, and whining. Also this post may not make any sense, or may lead to the hijack of the thread.

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Offline JB88

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Re: What to do....
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2008, 10:01:23 PM »
who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

this thread is doomed.
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Offline Xargos

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Re: What to do....
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2008, 10:04:04 PM »
Tell her new boyfriend he should get his Willie checked by a Doctor, but don't tell him why.
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Offline C(Sea)Bass

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Re: What to do....
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2008, 10:12:25 PM »
Hook up with some of her other friends and or sister if she has one :D

Offline AWMac

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Re: What to do....
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2008, 10:13:08 PM »
GAWD and I'm the one on Probation.....

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Re: What to do....
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2008, 11:29:49 PM »
Women/girls plenty of them out there just like men. Ignore them let them have there little fun/payback they'll move on. Your true friends will stick by you and the ones that don't you don't really need. Just stay the course till they find someone else to be mad at. :salute

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Re: What to do....
« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2008, 05:19:11 AM »
Girls are mean; get used to it.

Offline SD67

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Re: What to do....
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2008, 05:26:14 AM »
Hit her mum :p :lol
And let her see you come out in the morning. :rofl
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Offline Coshy

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Re: What to do....
« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2008, 05:30:23 AM »
Just look at them and say something like "One day you two will mature, it may be in 30 years, but one day it will happen."
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Offline ROX

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Re: What to do....
« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2008, 08:18:38 AM »
It's no different...even after the 33rd "Ex".

Ignore...it goes away.


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this thread is doomed.
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Offline Hornet33

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Re: What to do....
« Reply #27 on: April 09, 2008, 08:41:47 AM »
Tell one person you broke up because she is a lesbian, let the grapevine take care of the rest.
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Offline rabbidrabbit

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Re: What to do....
« Reply #28 on: April 09, 2008, 09:00:46 AM »
When someone gives you grief just confide in them about the loaded condom you lost two weeks ago while hammering her.  Hopefully she found it by now! 

Offline SOB

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Re: What to do....
« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2008, 09:08:06 AM »
Got a problem? Odds against you?

Call The Equalizer!

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