Author Topic: A bit of humor  (Read 186 times)

Offline wrag

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3499
A bit of humor
« on: April 09, 2008, 05:42:51 AM »
is needed?

A little girl asked her father: "How did the human race appear?"

The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made."

Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question. The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her father and said, "Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?"

The father answered, "Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your mother told you about hers."
It's been said we have three brains, one cobbled on top of the next. The stem is first, the reptilian brain; then the mammalian cerebellum; finally the over developed cerebral cortex.  They don't work together in awfully good harmony - hence ax murders, mobs, and socialism.

Offline Coshy

  • Nickel Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 545
Re: A bit of humor
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2008, 05:55:26 AM »
 :aok
Currently flying as "Ruger"