Your desire to 'live' in a cartoon world, sounds an awful lot like what some of us see as flying 'safe'.
It's your dime so enjoy 
Lol, you
don't desire to win/succeed/live? Then why complain when you don't get what you don't desire? If you want to be ganged or picked , the
best way I can think of to do that is to mosey in at 3-5k. I won't call that foolish, as it's your buck to spend any way you want, but I would consider it foolish if you then complained about getting ganged or picked. No desire to succeed? Why play at all? Go watch some TV...
What is it you guys want? You talk of flying "safe" like it's a defective method, but whine because you get shot down flying like you want to get shot down? It sounds like the low slow crowd wants to be seen as an elite brand of cartoon pilots, but with arguments like that it ain't ever gonna happen, lol. You'll be seen as "slow" maybe, but never "elite", lol. Or maybe we're taking this too seriously? Maybe this isn't a real complaint, but more of a tongue in cheek, clown-like, jestful, "complaint" meant to draw attention and some chuckles? An attempt at humor?
Slam the "cartoon" all you want, this is a game. So is football, baseball, poker,pool, darts, whatever. Ask around, see how many football players don't care whether they win or lose. If they didn't care, they wouldn't play. Players who don't want to play drag the game down
Without the higher alt fights, the low fights would get boring, as would the high alt fights without the low, or the furballing without the toolshedders, or the toolshedding without the furballing, or the gv'ing without the associated air war, etc, etc, etc... All those facets together is what makes this game fun. Without any one of them it would be significantly less enjoyable.
If we didn't feel that way, we wouldn't be here. Or if we were, and really only wanted to see one facet of the game we'd all be hiding in various corners of the DA or TA.
Don't get me wrong, it doesn't bother me at all if you don't care. I'll simply pick you on my way to a decent fight. I won't lose any sleep over it, and won't devote any more effort to it than it deserves. But if you think I'm going to see this style of fighting in the MA as "elite" in any real sense, that won't happen until the whines stop.
The funny thing is that without the associated whines, I'd see it in a different light. I'd see it as game players making conscious decisions, knowing the likely outcome of those decisions, and living happily with the results they knew were very probable. Without the complaints, it looks honorable. Start up with the complaints, and it looks foolish.
MtnMan