Author Topic: I'm on to you guys.  (Read 1432 times)

Offline KONG1

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I'm on to you guys.
« on: April 13, 2008, 12:09:34 AM »
So first we have a war. This justifies vulching in the AvA - only when trying to take a base of course. (Wink-wink)

This also justifies ganging because we sure as heck can't allow anyone a good fight when we're trying to achieve "objectives". (Diabolical).

Next,  we then must pick a side. This eliminates side balancing because "war ain't fair" and we gotta "win". (Genius).

This also eliminates the idea that we're all in this together to have a good time and replaces it with us verses them. (Inspired).

This also created more silly forum purse fights and 200 effluence than ever before.(Great).

Then they introduce the idea that the side having the most success should then get even more advantage with better planes. (Hmmmmmmm)

Now the down times have increased to create a three sector flight over flaming fields just to maybe get a glimpse of another plane. (Interesting).

Is the idea to repel the players that just want to have a good fight and attract more of the type that avoid fights at all costs? (Starting to make sense?).

You may ask yourself. Why would someone change the best arena. Why take the place were vulching was a rarity, ganging discouraged, side switching the norm, where players upped from the closest bases in well matched planes to have more numerous and challenging fights than anywhere else. Why turn the AvA into what it has now become.

Well.......I'm on to you guys.

What we have here is a brilliant master plan devised by our cunning and intrepid staffers under double secret orders from HTC. The idea is to draw the dweebiest flotsam out of the main arenas while infusing them with the thoroughbreds that were previously sequestered in the AvA thereby improving their primary profit centers. Kudos on an ingenious strategy, it seems to be working.


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Offline Slash27

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Re: I'm on to you guys.
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2008, 12:16:41 AM »
This one knows too much. Time to call in "The Cleaner".







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Offline Arlo

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Re: I'm on to you guys.
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2008, 12:32:10 AM »
Yes .... he must die. Knowing the grand scheme of the AvA staff, past and present, was to destroy the arena from within (as evidenced by the complete ghost town it's become, lately) ruins the ultimate plan of the Illuminati to take over the world, secretly and completely.  :cool:

Offline Mister Fork

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Re: I'm on to you guys.
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2008, 12:36:14 AM »
I welcome our new war-toting-arena-destroying-sidepickin-pursesmackin Overlords. 
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Offline Anaxogoras

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Re: I'm on to you guys.
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2008, 02:25:16 AM »
Now the down times have increased to create a three sector flight over flaming fields just to maybe get a glimpse of another plane.

Doh!  I have to fly 75 miles at 300mph to find a fight?  That's like, 15 minutes of flight time.  Unacceptable. :furious
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Offline 1redrum

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Re: I'm on to you guys.
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2008, 06:31:52 AM »
Sounds like someone needs a hankie  , Dry your eyes lilmonkey the sun will come out tomorrow, besides i heard Jane Goodall is in town   :aok
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Offline republic

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Re: I'm on to you guys.
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2008, 08:06:54 AM »
The monkey is very wise indeed.


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Offline WildeSau

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Re: I'm on to you guys.
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2008, 08:14:13 AM »
That's why I left the AVA , and don't have any plans the the future to return. (and why should I when I can find all the same dweeb stuff in the MA)

Offline Arlo

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Re: I'm on to you guys.
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2008, 09:29:43 AM »
If you left because you perceive what Kong posted was accurate yet you claim it exists in the MA ....  :huh

Nevermind ....  :D

Offline Oldman731

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Re: I'm on to you guys.
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2008, 10:56:39 AM »
That's why I left the AVA , and don't have any plans the the future to return. (and why should I when I can find all the same dweeb stuff in the MA)

Because, if nothing else, you can get historical matchups in AvA.  Can't find that anywhere in the MA arenas.

Plus, we are more stylish.

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Offline Shamus

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Re: I'm on to you guys.
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2008, 11:27:58 AM »
Because, if nothing else, you can get historical matchups in AvA.  Can't find that anywhere in the MA arenas.

Plus, we are more stylish.

- oldman

Thats why I have been flying AvA as of late, especially the last part :)

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Offline JagdTankker

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Re: I'm on to you guys.
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2008, 11:54:18 AM »
i am shocked arlo didn't write a book for a response this time.

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Offline Stampf

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Re: I'm on to you guys.
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2008, 12:31:14 PM »
Thats why I have been flying AvA as of late, especially the last part :)

shamus

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Offline WildeSau

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Re: I'm on to you guys.
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2008, 12:39:08 PM »
If you left because you perceive what Kong posted was accurate yet you claim it exists in the MA ....  :huh

Nevermind ....  :D
                                                                                                                                                           Yes I have a response,   What !

Offline WildeSau

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Re: I'm on to you guys.
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2008, 01:16:25 PM »
Because, if nothing else, you can get historical matchups in AvA.  Can't find that anywhere in the MA arenas.

Plus, we are more stylish.

- oldman
                                                                                                                                                        Right, historical match up. The only main difference is there are only 2 sides (allied and axis )and the map. (big deal) There is still EW and Mid war arena's for plane match up,and well if you want historical then try having killshooter off and no enemy icon. That's how it was historical, and if this was done. ( how many of you would be crying to have killshooter and enemy icon  turn back on, because now this is to hard for you.) I wonder if in WW2 historical they did that. ( you know, have killshooter and enemy icon turned on.) Never read anywhere or spoken to a WW2 vet that said they could that.      O yes the more stylish ( hate to break the news to you but, they fly just the same in the AVA as they do in MA) and if I may quote Storch,(bless their little heart's)          
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