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Offline FX1

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Happy Tax Day!
« on: April 14, 2008, 11:59:56 PM »
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Offline OOZ662

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Re: Happy Tax Day!
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2008, 12:04:03 AM »
Erika's dad's happy. He does rich taxes for a living.

(I wonder if anyone still remembers her? :))
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Offline APDrone

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Re: Happy Tax Day!
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2008, 12:17:03 AM »
I always thought the best way to smaller government would be to make election day April 16th.   

While the pain is still fresh..

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Offline DREDIOCK

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Re: Happy Tax Day!
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2008, 05:11:52 AM »
I always thought the best way to smaller government would be to make election day April 16th.   

While the pain is still fresh..



The Blob (our government) would never agree to that.
For exactly that reason.
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Offline Wayout

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Re: Happy Tax Day!
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2008, 05:20:49 AM »
I always thought the best way to smaller government would be to make election day April 16th.   

...and no payroll deductions.  Everyone has to write one big check.

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Offline RedDg

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Re: Happy Tax Day!
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2008, 08:18:08 AM »
Or count out the money in cash...  then hand it over.

Offline Obie303

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Re: Happy Tax Day!
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2008, 11:38:05 AM »
Tax day and the day the Titanic sank.  Coincidence??????  I think not! :D
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Re: Happy Tax Day!
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2008, 11:39:15 AM »
diddlying woodrom Wilson! Stupid Euros!

We can thank them for the income tax! :aok

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Re: Happy Tax Day!
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2008, 11:46:33 AM »
Thank the guys on Jekyll Island who suggested it to the Government while they were not even part of the U.S.
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Offline Toad

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Re: Happy Tax Day!
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2008, 12:04:06 PM »
Here's the deal:

We give them two years to switch to a flat tax, sales tax or combo of the two. If they don't make the switch, we quit filing.  :)
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Re: Happy Tax Day!
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2008, 12:18:17 PM »
Here's the deal:

We give them two years to switch to a flat tax, sales tax or combo of the two. If they don't make the switch, we quit filing.  :)

I do like that idea.....

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Re: Happy Tax Day!
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2008, 12:32:02 PM »
Tax day and the day the Titanic sank.  Coincidence??????  I think not! :D

abraham lincoln dies on april 15th

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Re: Happy Tax Day!
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2008, 05:49:14 PM »
Tax day and the day the Titanic sank.  Coincidence??????  I think not! :D
Obie, I think the Titanic sank April 12th... 

Offline Toad

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Re: Happy Tax Day!
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2008, 06:07:36 PM »
Didja see McC's comment on Happy Tax Day? He got it almost half right, which is way more then the other two that are eyeing your wallet the way a stoner eyes a twinkie.

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It is not enough, however, to make little fixes here and there in the tax code. What we need is a simpler, a flatter, and a fair tax code. As president, I will propose an alternative tax system. When this reform is enacted, all who wish to file under the current system could still do so. And everyone else could choose a vastly less complicated system with two tax rates and a generous standard deduction. Americans do not resent paying their rightful share of taxes — what they do resent is being subjected to thousands of pages of needless and often irrational rules and demands from the IRS. We know from experience that no serious reform of the current tax code will come out of Congress, so now it is time to turn the decision over to the people. We are going to create a new and simpler tax system — and give the American people a choice.


http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=89651390&ft=1&f=1014
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Re: Happy Tax Day!
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2008, 06:14:24 PM »
my mommy was home all day doin her taxis ;)
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