movie quotes redux.

[wrongwayric]

Mongo's brain hurt. Blazeing Saddles. See this? (right hand out) Yea steady as a rock. Yea but this is my gun hand. (holds shaking left hand out). And my favorite t.v. moment "DON'T drink that wine it struck me blind" "your in the closet fool" Sanford and Son.

[SkyRock]

Dragline: Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me -- with nothin'.
Lucas (Luke) Jackson: Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.


Dragline: Where'd the road go?
Lucas (Luke) Jackson: That's it. That's the end of it.
Convict: Man, there's still daylight.
Dragline: About two hours left.
Convict: What do we do now?
Lucas (Luke) Jackson: Nothin'.
Dragline: Oh Luke, you wild, beautiful thing. You crazy handful of nothin'.



Lucas (Luke) Jackson: I can eat fifty eggs.
Dragline: Nobody can eat fifty eggs.
Other Prisoner: You just said he could eat anything.
Dragline: Did you ever eat fifty eggs?
Lucas (Luke) Jackson: Nobody ever eat fifty eggs.
Other Prisoner: Hey, Babalugats! We got a bet here!
Dragline: My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs!
Other Prisoner: Yeah, but in how long?
Lucas (Luke) Jackson: A hour.
Other Prisoner: Well, I believe I'll take part of that wager!
Dragline: Why you got to go and say fifty eggs for? Why not thirty-five or thirty-nine?
Luke: I thought it was a nice round number.
 

[JB88]

what are you rebelling against?

- whaddya got?

[Mr No Name]

Sheriff of Rock Ridge: " 'Scuse Me While I Whip This Out!"

[LLv34_Snefens]

English Bob: Well, actually, what I heard was that you fell off your horse, drunk of course, and that you broke your bloody neck.
Little Bill Daggett: I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska.

[Masherbrum]

Doc Holliday - "Why Johnny Tyler!!!! You madcap!!!!!!!!   Where you goin' with that shotgun?"   

or

Ike Clanton - "What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a *****, nobody's that lucky."
Doc Holliday - "Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"

[Darkish]

"There's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path".

Morpheus

[Druss]

Waco Kid: "My, my, my, look what the cat dragged in!"

Sheriff Bart: "How are things in the clean world?"

-Blazing Saddles

[C(Sea)Bass]

Reverend Johnson: Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.


Judas: No. No. Leave us alone!
Comicus: All right, all right! Jesus!
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: What?
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: Jesus!
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: You said what.
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: Nothing.

[JB88]

"what are you doing dave."

[rpm]

What we've got here is failure to communicate.

Some men, you just can't reach.

So you get what we had here last week -- which is the way he wants it.

Well, he gets it.

And I don't like it anymore than you men.

[Excel1]

"You know Eric, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes look like. They're still the same, Piss holes in the snow"

michael caine- get carter

[moot]

"what are you doing dave."

[Chairboy]

General "Buck" Turgidson: Mr. President, about, uh, 35 minutes ago, General Jack Ripper, the commanding general of, uh, Burpelson Air Force Base, issued an order to the 34 B-52's of his Wing, which were airborne at the time as part of a special exercise we were holding called Operation Drop-Kick. Now, it appears that the order called for the planes to, uh, attack their targets inside Russia. The, uh, planes are fully armed with nuclear weapons with an average load of, um, 40 megatons each. Now, the central display of Russia will indicate the position of the planes. The triangles are their primary targets; the squares are their secondary targets. The aircraft will begin penetrating Russian radar cover within, uh, 25 minutes.

President Merkin Muffley: General Turgidson, I find this very difficult to understand. I was under the impression that I was the only one in authority to order the use of nuclear weapons.

General "Buck" Turgidson: That's right, sir, you are the only person authorized to do so. And although I, uh, hate to judge before all the facts are in, it's beginning to look like, uh, General Ripper exceeded his authority.

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Major T. J. "King" Kong: Well, boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... but we got one little budge on them Rooskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!

DS:OHILTSWALTB

[Holden McGroin]

The, uh, planes are fully armed with nuclear weapons with an average load of, um, 40 megatons each. Now, the central display of Russia will indicate the position of the planes. The triangles are their primary targets; the squares are their secondary targets. The aircraft will begin penetrating Russian radar cover within, uh, 25 minutes.

Admiral Benson: "Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly five hours and 17 minutes, we hit the enemy toast."

Lt. Commander Block: "I think that's the enemy coast, sir."

Admiral Benson: "Huh? Coast? That'll take a little more planning. But it doesn't matter. Our assignment is to knock out the nuclear-weapons plant at Falafel Heights. The plant goes on line in 12 hours and is heavily defended. Now, if you have trouble hitting your objective, you secondary targets are here and here: an accordion factory and a mime school. Good luck, gentlemen. Blink, take over. Oh, there's one more thing. (admiral gets accidentally hit by a metal pipe with a loud ringing sound). I'll get that. It's probably for me."

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Admiral Benson: "Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson is dead. So is Moe Green, Tataglia, Barzini, the heads of all the five families. It is at moments like these, my dear friends, that we must ask ourselves: "How can this not be part of some larger plan?" Do good men like Dead Meat Thompson just blink out one day like a bad bulb? I mean, one minute you're in bed with a knockout gal... or guy, and the next, you're a compost heap. Doesn't that bother any of you? Because it scares the living piss outta me!"