AH lingo'd me Mrs

[A8TOOL]

My favorite was the one where the wife asked the husband if he wanted to go again and he said "Naw, RTB ,I'm bingo"  or something like that  LOL


AHHH  I found the thread and here are some of my favorites.

When in a busy restaurant you wish you could just squelch 200

You pull back on your steering wheel when approaching a hill.

You talk on the phone and Answer rgr that......... Copy that 1 gal milk soda and bread.

When your wife asks you if you want "to go again" and you reply;

"Neg, I'm bingo."

When you call your kid a vulchtard for hitting you with a snowball when you shoveling the walk and not looking.

When you blame missing someone with a snowball on Lag

After the girl in the drive thru repeats your order you say RGR that then proceed to give her suggestions on how she can make her vox sound better.

AND YOU REALLY KNOW YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WHEN:

.. you pee in your empty beer bottle rather then going to the toilet, because you're not willing to give up flying time,

[Spikes]

Was just walking down the street in Daytona and a couple guys came flying right by me on bikes and I said "Dam HO tards..."

[PFactorDave]

I was driving on a road that had several slightly banked curves.  I caught myself pulling back on the steering wheel.  I laughed, which caused my wife to wonder what I was laughing at.  I told her. 

She called me a dork. 

[DCCBOSS]

I'am on line in the game and my Wife call to me I automaticly press the tranmitt button and everybody is wondering what I am talking about and why did you call me honey.

[Strip]

Suddenly I feel better about myself. 

Ive done the rgr and copy stuff a few times. The worst was when I happened to be sitting at the computer desk talking on the phone. About 5 minutes into the call I realize I have my hand on the controls pressing the transmit button. At least the computer was off at the time! 

Strip

[SuBWaYCH]

One time in Math class this year my teacher called on me and asked me to answer a question.

I answered "copy that".

She looked at me for a good 30 seconds.


Another time I was in Home Depot and one of the employees asked my dad if we needed anything. I said "negative, i'll get to the objective just fine".

I really dunno why I said that.

[jollyFE]

We use a classified chat at work, I find myself doing the / thing, the wtf thing and many others which are 2nd nature on AH.  The intel nerds have no clue what the hell I am talking about...for that matter , neither do my pilots.

[Spikes]

Another time I was in Home Depot and one of the employees asked my dad if we needed anything. I said "negative, i'll get to the objective just fine".

I had that happen once...my mom and I were in Wal Mart, and an employee came up and said "Is there anything I can help you with today?" I said "Negative, I've got the target in sight". The employee gave me a strange look something along the lines of "Are you OK, sir?"

[SIK1]

I haven't rgr'd anyone outside the game yet, but one morning driving to work after a late night flying I was coming up a hill saw an airplane and thought great another alt monkey. Needles to say that made me laugh, and it ended up being a good day.

[fd ski]

i noticed once that when i walk, my right hand has a thumb pointing forward, while the left has a thumb pointing towards my leg. Your basic stick and throttle configuration....

[trax1]

I like the McDonalds/Burger King (not sure what resturant) story the most. Lady confirmed the meal, told the AH2 player the price and he/she said "Roger" 

Whoever that was, please step foward!

It was 999000, here's the thread

http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,226544.0.html

[Xasthur]

I'am on line in the game and my Wife call to me I automaticly press the tranmitt button and everybody is wondering what I am talking about and why did you call me honey.

Haha, I did that to Gerwin or Croma once. It was through text too, I just typed what I was saying for some reason.

That was embarrasing.

 

I also do the <S> and '/' thing on MSN too

[texasmom]

Lynx, it's funny that your wife hears your game talk enough that she knew what you meant. =)



I found myself pushing the Z button to try to zoom in on something or another while on the intardnet.

[AquaShrimp]

When I'm in heavy traffic, I've caught myself trying to find the "Z" key to zoom in on whats ahead causing the slowdown.  Scary that my brain operates the same way driving as in a game!

[Larry]

Its not lingo but have any of you got an enemy behind the canopy bars and try to look around them instead of useing the view keys?