I have undeniable proof! Pirates caused Global Warming!

[Ack-Ack]

I have come across concrete, undeniable facts that the decrease of Pirates world wide have had a direct impact and the main cause for Global Warming.  The chart graph does not lie, we need more Pirates if we want to save our planet.






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[Chairboy]

This should be taught in school as part of the science course.

[CptTrips]

Surely there is some kind of tax we can create to solve this.

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Wab

[mensa180]

Surely there is some kind of tax we can create to solve this.

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Wab

I hereby state that if you are not a pirate, you will be taxed 100% of the cost of any nonpirate item you buy.  It shall be called "piratetax".

[C(Sea)Bass]

Surely there is some kind of tax we can create to solve this.

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Wab

50% income tax on any income that is not pluder.... arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Roscoroo]

if thats true ... Why in the hell is it SNOWING in Seattle today ?   

[lasersailor184]

if thats true ... Why in the hell is it SNOWING in Seattle today ?   

Because global warming stopped in 1998.  The Pirates have been putting up an AMAZING PR campaign and have many times more deck hands than before.

[Holden McGroin]

if thats true ... Why in the hell is it SNOWING in Seattle today ?   

Because the snow is yet more proof that the manmade climate change is occurring.  Anything out of the ordinary lends credence to the global wa... climate change.

Try to keep up.

[AKIron]

We have more pirates today than ever before. They call themselves public servants now though. We call them politicians.

[oboe]

Pssssst.....the graph you show supports the opposite of your contention.   According to your graph, pirates were preventing global warming, not causing it.

No matter, if your theory is correct, we should see a local temperature minimum around Pittsburgh, where the Pirate population has been increasing since 1891.

[Jackal1]

Pssssst.....the graph you show supports the opposite of your contention.   According to your graph, pirates were preventing global warming, not causing it.

Sign up for extended learning chart classes.

[lazs2]

I think the dramatic recent national geograhic pics of some of the last few pirates clinging to the shrinking ice floes should be enough for all of us to want to "do something".

lazs

[oboe]

You'll have to take me through it step by step, Jackal.    Maybe I haven't had enough coffee this morning.

Guy claims to have undeniable proof that pirates cause global warming.  Then posts a chart showing global warming increasing as pirate population decreases.   What am I missing?

[Jackal1]

You'll have to take me through it step by step, Jackal.    Maybe I haven't had enough coffee this morning.

Guy claims to have undeniable proof that pirates cause global warming.  Then posts a chart showing global warming increasing as pirate population decreases.   What am I missing?

I have come across concrete, undeniable facts that the decrease of Pirates world wide have had a direct impact and the main cause for Global Warming

Decrease being the key word here.

[Coshy]

You'll have to take me through it step by step, Jackal.    Maybe I haven't had enough coffee this morning.

Guy claims to have undeniable proof that pirates cause global warming.  Then posts a chart showing global warming increasing as pirate population decreases.   What am I missing?

Ignore them, you have it right. Global warming is increasing BECAUSE pirates decreased, therefore pirates caused global warming by dying off, or choosing other, non-piratical professions.