Favorite Noobie sayings

[opposum]

YOU STUPID HAXOR !!!! YOU SHOT ME DOWN AND I DIDNT SEE YOU!!!!!  WAAAAAAA!!!!! YOU HAXED THE GAME!!!!!

 

[Anaxogoras]

Heard this one last night:

"xxx is cheating.  He shot me down with just 2-3 bullets."

[chase4]

"Mayday Mayday Im going down in (this is the part that surprised me) 10,7,4"  Love it when it's written on country channel then they get outraged about the fact that no-one answers them 

[Solar10]

"Mayday Mayday Im going down in (this is the part that surprised me) 10,7,4"  Love it when it's written on country channel then they get outraged about the fact that no-one answers them 

I just tell them to "stay put, stay quiet, I'm on my way to pick you up."  That seems to keep them quiet for ... oh, I don't know...  4-5 seconds?

[SFCHONDO]

I own you, you suck, coward, hotard, dweeb, picker, runner you...

Oh wait, that's not a noob response, that's an idiots response...LOL   

[Strip]

Saying "Press Alt-F4 for missiles on country."

Wait thats just the dweebs. 

Strip

[Hornet33]

Heard this one last summer.

"So what do I have to do to level up in this game???"

[SIK1]

Heard this one last summer.

"So what do I have to do to level up in this game???"

Responce: Kill everyone at least once.

[Max]

HELP!

[Corrs]

Noob: How do you take off?
AHer: Press ALT F4

This is what happens to the Noobs trying to be the Newbie 5 star Generals giving orders (bish near a nit base)
Noob: Corrs1 I'm shot down but alive, can you bring a plane or a truck to pick us up, we are right under you.
Corrs: you might want to start walking SE to that base
Noob: Corrs1 can you give us a ride?
Corrs: no passengers in a P-51..sorry
Noob: So we can walk to that base, how Corrs1?
Corrs1: press W to walk forward and turn w/ the joystick.
Noob: thanks Corrs1
Noob: (says to Noob#2 with him) Ok, lets go to that red base over there...
Corrs1: thats right guys, you'll find a nice ride back to your tower at that red base  

[BMathis]

178789 Wishes to Join you

178789 Wishes to Join you

178789 Wishes to Join you

178789 Wishes to Join you

178789 Wishes to Join you

178789 Wishes to Join you

[Motherland]

'that hacker shoted me threw a tree!!!!!111one!'

[Hornet33]

Responce: Kill everyone at least once.

LOL One of the guys in the squad, can't remember who it was, told this kid he had to go and fly to the large airfields near the HQ's for each country, fly through all the hangers on the fields and then land back at the same base he launched from, and all 3 had to be done in one sortie. Told him he'd get something like 10K perks and level up to fighter pilot 2 who never blacks out and can turn tighter than all the regular pilots.

Poor kid bought it for awhile.

[Solar10]

LOL One of the guys in the squad, can't remember who it was, told this kid he had to go and fly to the large airfields near the HQ's for each country, fly through all the hangers on the fields and then land back at the same base he launched from, and all 3 had to be done in one sortie. Told him he'd get something like 10K perks and level up to fighter pilot 2 who never blacks out and can turn tighter than all the regular pilots.

Poor kid bought it for awhile.

Hey BushLt.  You can stop trying now.   

[BiPoLaR]

I own you, you suck, coward, hotard, dweeb, picker, runner you...

Oh wait, that's not a noob response, that's an idiots response...LOL   

i own you picking dweeb hotard run boy
did i leave anything out?
ohh ace pilot