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Offline RMrider

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #60 on: April 23, 2008, 07:10:03 PM »
Quote from: Pannono on April 23, 2008, 06:43:29 PM
lmao  :rofl
u shoulda asked him to name em
lol why bother thats the thing, you argue you with 8 year olds and all you get is more of this...  :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #61 on: April 23, 2008, 07:14:26 PM »
And more ringing in your ears  :lol
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #62 on: April 23, 2008, 07:21:02 PM »
haha yup.
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #63 on: April 23, 2008, 07:31:51 PM »
this is a good thread

the best ive heard was  " Hay is there a base under attack?"
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #64 on: April 23, 2008, 10:39:33 PM »
Quote from: C(Sea)Bass on April 23, 2008, 10:27:31 AM
You can still have gunners in tanks.


"someguy keeps following me around everywhere saying "check 6"" :rofl

Yup. Thats classic.

Ranks right up there almost with "dumb truck" LMAO
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #65 on: April 24, 2008, 04:06:03 AM »
Question: "Do soft guns take less bullets to blow up because they're not as hard?"

Answer: "Yes. If you want to save ammo you can land your plane, get out, and shoot it with your .45. Then hop back in and take off."
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #66 on: April 24, 2008, 08:15:01 AM »
Quote from: 5PointOh on April 23, 2008, 08:20:38 AM
I like following: System:2554544 request to join your planes
5PointOh.accept 2554544
 2554544:HEY WHY CAN'T I FIRE THE GUNS
5PointOh:cause I'm flying a P-51

By the way squeaker season starts in less than a month!

5Pt, next time I see you on, I'm requesting a join when ur in a GV.  :devil
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #67 on: April 24, 2008, 08:18:16 AM »
Quote from: macleod01 on April 23, 2008, 06:38:59 PM
I remember once Id helped a noob (Which I regretted later due to this story). Next day he finds me in the MA. I was flying in my Spit 1 when I had this conversation with him.

Number guy: ... wishes to join your plane
Number guy: ... wishes to join your plane
Number guy: ... wishes to join your plane
Me: Stop asking to join my plane
Number guy: ... wishes to join your plane
Me: Where you gonna sit! On the wing?

Man that was a funny night.

 :rofl  Ain't that the truth Mac!  Your next action is "squelch".
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #68 on: April 24, 2008, 08:47:45 AM »
Dropping torps on the town won't work.  Little do they know.... :noid
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #69 on: April 24, 2008, 02:52:47 PM »
Hmmm....interesting how I've never had any of these problems...... :eek:

I think it's because I actually answer the questions, so they stop asking...and if they annoy me I just tell them to get lost or squelch them.  Always works... :D
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #70 on: April 24, 2008, 03:13:53 PM »
Quote from: Yossarian on April 24, 2008, 02:52:47 PM
Hmmm....interesting how I've never had any of these problems...... :eek:

I think it's because I actually answer the questions, so they stop asking...and if they annoy me I just tell them to get lost or squelch them.  Always works... :D

But thats no fun...
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #71 on: April 24, 2008, 03:16:30 PM »
What no Big bombs?
no atomic bombs?
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #72 on: April 24, 2008, 04:49:48 PM »
12345678: can i join a squad?
12345678: i need a squad!!!
12345678: DAMN IT LET ME JOIN SOMEONES SQUAD!!!111!!1!!!!1!!
12345678: <squeaky voice> i wanna join a squad....
Pannono: ALT F4 for squad
12345678: Ok thanks
<5 minutes later>
12345678: It closed the window! What the freak u noob?
Pannono: lmao
12345678:  :mad:
Pannono: lmao
12345678:  :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry
Pannono: haha noob
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #73 on: April 24, 2008, 04:51:48 PM »
i love when i take off from base wheres theres full green and red dar bar with furball and C47 watch over town and i see troops sittin on runway
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #74 on: April 24, 2008, 09:05:37 PM »
I need a wingman!  Who wants to be my wingman?
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