IDK. There have been quite a few times when I was on the verge of running to Wal-Mart at 2AM to pick up a new stick... But this game is digital crack so I do my best to fight the urges. Plus it's been so damn long I'm gonna be like a n00b again, even your Turdphoon could probably kill me.
Seriously though, you need to check out Oshkosh sometime.