(and I've bought a trailer - can I be trailer trash rather than a hillbilly (whatever one of those is) lol......

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Only if you live there full time or are playing the game from it are you considered trailer trash. Being a hillbilly is an inherited condition that no amount of bathing will remove. I will list the tell tale signs that will help you determine if you a hillbilly,
Have a pair of overalls in closet
are married to a family member
can brush and floss your teeth in 30 seconds
wear shoes only 20% of the time
have a 30-40 broken down vehicles strewn around your house and call it landscape
refer to people as son
if your name is Cletis, Buford or if your first name ends with bob
if your favorite movie is smokey and the bandit
call a pool a swimmin hole
classified shorts as a scissor altered pair of pants.
call pants trousers
call food vittles
and if you live east of the Rockies and south of Wisconsin
That more than likely describes 65% of the people that play this game