Slice a foot long hogie roll. Lightly toast.
Spread with dijon.
Pile on deli sliced ham, turkey, pastrami, and shredded cheddar, then pepperoni.
Toast to melt cheese.
On the other half of roll spread w/dijon.
Pile on sliced roma tomatoes, romaine, sprouts, pepperoncinis.
Add feta cheese salad dressing.
Put together with other half and enjoy eating over the sink.
Wash down with favorite beverage, but never put down the sandwich. It will not stay together outside your grip.