I hear throwing them out of a helicopter is more efficient.
You know your a dweeb when you love flight sims so much, you believe you can do it better and go start your own flight sim company.
Turkeys are nothing. These guys hit a Dolly Varden. http://www.airwaysmag.com/channels.html?article_id=78&channel_id=7
the trout, the whole trout, and nothing but the trout. So help me Cod!