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Offline rpm

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Intruder Alert
« on: May 25, 2008, 01:58:42 AM »
I get home from work and push open my front door and felt a bump when I did. A wine bottle was sitting in front of the door and fell over spilling a very nice Cabernet all over my carpet. WTF?

I then notice mail and a few other things strewn all over my floor. I go straight to my hiding place and grab my .45 and tactical light. I did a sweep of the house and find it's all clear. I then start an inventory and can find nothing else out of place or missing. Plasmas are all here, petty cash has'nt been touched, weapons accounted for, all is as it should be except for the wine bottle and mail.

Looks like some kids have discovered my place in the woods. I'd hate to have to kill them as they enter the house again, but I will.
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Re: Intruder Alert
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2008, 02:04:40 AM »

Me Casa....
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Offline LePaul

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Re: Intruder Alert
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2008, 02:11:08 AM »
Y'all don't lock the doors?
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Re: Intruder Alert
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2008, 02:17:34 AM »
Hell we don't lock doors in Oklahoma.. well at least where I live.

Ifluff'n the dogs don't get em the neighbors surely will.

We live in Peace.

Mac

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Re: Intruder Alert
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2008, 02:20:30 AM »
Quote from: LePaul on May 25, 2008, 02:11:08 AM
Y'all don't lock the doors?
Never had a need to before today. In fact I've spent many a night with the doors and windows wide open while I sleep.
Let me show you my nightlight...
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Re: Intruder Alert
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2008, 02:22:05 AM »
Quote from: AWMac on May 25, 2008, 02:17:34 AM
Hell we don't lock doors in Oklahoma.. well at least where I live.

Mac


Mac,

Nobody's coming for your velvet Elvis, or Dogs playing poker prints. You're good to go.

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Re: Intruder Alert
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2008, 02:31:56 AM »
Quote from: Sikboy on May 25, 2008, 02:22:05 AM
Mac,

Nobody's coming for your velvet Elvis, or Dogs playing poker prints. You're good to go.

-Sik

LOL!
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Re: Intruder Alert
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2008, 02:36:17 AM »
Quote from: Sikboy on May 25, 2008, 02:22:05 AM
Mac,

Nobody's coming for your velvet Elvis, or Dogs playing poker prints. You're good to go.

-Sik

 :rofl
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Re: Intruder Alert
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2008, 02:36:36 AM »
Quote from: LePaul on May 25, 2008, 02:31:56 AM
LOL!


You have to give me credit here... half of my family are Okies, the other half are from New Mexico. I'm the only native Texan in the bunch, so I have a lot of shame to make up for.

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Offline SteveBailey

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Re: Intruder Alert
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2008, 02:58:40 AM »
Man, I'm glad to hear you are ok, glad they didn't take anything of significance, and glad they weren't there when you got home.  They might have been between you and the gun.

 I hope it was just kids looking for some kicks as opposed to kids with bad intent, know what I mean?
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Re: Intruder Alert
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2008, 03:27:42 AM »
Yeah, I do. Unfortunately, I've seen this play out before. Young kids find an unattended house. They brag about the party they had at my expense and word gets around. Sooner or later older methhead kids hear about it and decide to make a withdrawal from my property for their benefit. You know, Robin Hood...

I had this problem about 15 years ago when I lived on the highway. I had a methhead that studied my work patterns and nearly cleaned me out until I offered enough reward that one of his best buds narc'ed on him. Now I'm out of sight, out of mind a long way from the highway. I've had zero problems until this happened.

I'd really hate to kill a kid (heck, 20 year olds are kids to me now) for entering my home uninvited while I am inside under the cover of darkness with my .45 full of EagleClaws, but I tend to shoot first and say "Hello?" second. I'm funny that way. Must be a character flaw.

Methamphetemine is a powerful drug. A Ruger P90DC is a reasonable countermeasure.
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Re: Intruder Alert
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2008, 03:35:05 AM »
Quote from: Sikboy on May 25, 2008, 02:22:05 AM
Mac,

Nobody's coming for your velvet Elvis, or Dogs playing poker prints. You're good to go.

-Sik

 :rofl :rofl :rofl

here here!!!
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Re: Intruder Alert
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2008, 03:37:18 AM »
Quote from: rpm on May 25, 2008, 03:27:42 AM
Yeah, I do. Unfortunately, I've seen this play out before. Young kids find an unattended house. They brag about the party they had at my expense and word gets around. Sooner or later older methhead kids hear about it and decide to make a withdrawal from my property for their benefit. You know, Robin Hood...

I had this problem about 15 years ago when I lived on the highway. I had a methhead that studied my work patterns and nearly cleaned me out until I offered enough reward that one of his best buds narc'ed on him. Now I'm out of sight, out of mind a long way from the highway. I've had zero problems until this happened.

I'd really hate to kill a kid (heck, 20 year olds are kids to me now) for entering my home uninvited while I am inside under the cover of darkness with my .45 full of EagleClaws, but I tend to shoot first and say "Hello?" second. I'm funny that way. Must be a character flaw.

Methamphetemine is a powerful drug. A Ruger P90DC is a reasonable countermeasure.

yup.

but shoot em in the bellybutton first. 

nobody likes having to say that they got shot in the ass.  it's the only shot that is less cool than the fact of being shot itself.

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Re: Intruder Alert
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2008, 03:43:57 AM »
No need to kill them. You could do version of Blairwitch or one of those teenage slasher movies. You know, the crazy man in the woods with a chainsaw and hockey mask. After a few hours of therapy. You can either hand them over to the cops or let them go. You can be sure they would be rehabilitated after that experience :rofl
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Re: Intruder Alert
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2008, 03:48:12 AM »
Quote
As originally quoted by Bob Wills
Shoot low sheriff, he's riding a shetland!
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