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Offline sluggish

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AWOL...
« on: May 25, 2008, 10:34:10 AM »
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

True story.

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Re: AWOL...
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2008, 01:50:11 PM »
Is this a pee pee joke?
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Re: AWOL...
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2008, 01:53:19 PM »
Naw Drunky what makes you think that?

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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2008, 02:03:45 PM »
Norh Carolina has mountains?  :O
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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2008, 04:09:50 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2008, 05:51:26 PM »
Some say he was from TN and some say he was from NC.   
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Re: AWOL...
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2008, 06:43:22 PM »
Well if he would have gotten preperation H also issued to him, i'd have run also. :O :rofl