Now I know I'm officially "old"

[JB88]

Shut it, bleedin' heart.

hey, who's the bleeder here? 

next you'll be cryin about the balls at yer knees.

 

 

[AWMac]

 

Gravity sux!!!

[JB88]

nut-bra.  tm.

 

[AWMac]

 

[moot]

Found my first completely white hair too.. So now I have black, red, and white.

[AWMac]

Commie

[moot]

Says the head to toe red furball..  Gotta go out, have a good memorial day Mac.

[AWMac]

Same to you M00T...

Mac

[Oogly50]

If my dad finds a gray hair he pulls it, yells at it, and then stores it in his "gray hair" treasure chest...  He claims that it's there so that he can burn it when he turns 80.  I believe he's 52... 

When I see ANY hair on my body (Genitals aside, I have enough  there) I get happy. 

Cheer up you old farts, live life at it's fullest! 

[Halo]

Orifice hairs (e.g., nose, ear) protect from prematurely being consumed by vermin while comatose.  Otherwise we'd all be dead at 40. 

The Decrepit Model goes roughly like this:  nose hair, less juice there, AARP, less stiff there, ear hair, more drool, more stiff everywhere.  The fun is just beginning. 

[442w30]

Swear to God I grow my nostril hairs from a spot deep behind my eyeballs.  When I pull one out I cry like a baby 

I know how that feels.  I've taken to clipping them and that really tickles!  Can't win in the nose hair arena

[AWMac]

I just quit pluckin and cuttin nose hairs. Now I just braid them and when people stare I say..

"What???  It's almost a mustache!"

 

[wrongwayric]

You are considered old when your sack hits the toilet water.

[Maverick]

My hair is not grey, it's being chromed. Chrome is good for a biker. 

[AWMac]

You can Chrome plastic?

 

Happy Memorial Day Mav   

Mac