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Offline AWMac

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Evil Cat
« on: June 04, 2008, 07:02:19 PM »
Trapped and let this female cat loose into the woods 6 miles from my house.
6 days later the same damm cat is in my trap again.
Just took it out 12 miles from the house and let it go.
In 12 days I'll be loadin the shotgun.
Cats are Evil.

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« Last Edit: June 04, 2008, 07:08:35 PM by moot »
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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2008, 07:08:16 PM »
How do you feel about opossums
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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2008, 07:10:53 PM »
About the same way you think about.....

SAUSAGE!!!!!


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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2008, 07:11:25 PM »
Let the Cat go in an "Over 55" community if you never want to see it again.

There or in a Chineese resturant.  :D
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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2008, 07:21:29 PM »
http://www.videosift.com/video/Nosy-Cat-Tries-To-Discreetly-Use-Computer-Fails


Exactly M00T!!!

This is how I ended up on "Probation".  Skuzzy didn't buy off on it.
« Last Edit: June 04, 2008, 07:28:09 PM by AWMac »

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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2008, 07:29:18 PM »
Why don't you want the cat around? First if it likes to kill mice, rabbits and other varmits, then that takes care of a problem you may have. Also you can toss out table scraps to it that would otherwise rot in the garbage. I guess if your feeding squirrels and birds and such it might be bad but usually a well fed cat won't kill something just for the heck of it.

I don't kill anything unless i'm going to eat it so unless your a cat eater i kind of find that type of action drastic. If it's friendly take it to a shelter, keep it outside, advertise free cat for loving family, lots of less destructive actions than killing it are available.

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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2008, 07:34:43 PM »
Why don't you want the cat around? First if it likes to kill mice, rabbits and other varmits, then that takes care of a problem you may have. Also you can toss out table scraps to it that would otherwise rot in the garbage. I guess if your feeding squirrels and birds and such it might be bad but usually a well fed cat won't kill something just for the heck of it.

I don't kill anything unless i'm going to eat it so unless your a cat eater i kind of find that type of action drastic. If it's friendly take it to a shelter, keep it outside, advertise free cat for loving family, lots of less destructive actions than killing it are available.

Just how young are you?

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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2008, 07:46:51 PM »
I'm 46 if you must know, male, former marine with 13yrs service. I've had both cats and dogs as pets, both indoors and outdoors, i'd never shoot one just because it made me mad. And no, i'm not a peta member, but am an NRA member. I hunt and i fish. Like i said i only shoot/kill what i'm going to eat.

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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2008, 07:54:11 PM »
Thank you for your Service. 50 Years old. Retired Army here, 20 Years.
Has indoor cat, outside cat. Two outside dogs. I hunt and fish also.
But that is beyond the point here.
The female cat does not take care of her kittens that she keeps having kittens in my pool shed. I'm giving her a chance to live or otherwise she'd be dead already at the hands of the City.
Tossin scraps outside is a nonstarter... Coons and Opossums abound.
If it'll make you feel better I'll kill and eat the cat.
It wouldn't be the first time I .... never mind.
« Last Edit: June 04, 2008, 07:57:39 PM by AWMac »

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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2008, 07:58:20 PM »
Lucky for you you got that edit in.  Otherwise I would have had a field day with it.
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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2008, 07:59:28 PM »
Lucky for you you got that edit in.  Otherwise I would have had a field day with it.
I seen you circling overhead... Vulcher.

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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2008, 08:11:14 PM »
http://www.videosift.com/video/Nosy-Cat-Tries-To-Discreetly-Use-Computer-Fails


Heh.  If the guy had any sort of sense of humor at all, he would have set up one of those flash "Screaming Monster" type things.  That way when the Cat reaches up the keyboard, and calmly hits a key...
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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2008, 08:11:35 PM »
Apparently this is the probation/parolee thread so I'll just add my $.02! I don't think the ringing in your ears is caused by that cat... try wearin a tin foil hat.

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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2008, 08:14:35 PM »
About the same way you think about.....

SAUSAGE!!!!!


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I understand

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See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
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