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Offline Motherland

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Re: probation...
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2008, 12:46:10 AM »
:aok :lol
I couldn't find the original post. Do you have a copy of it saved or something?  :lol

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Re: probation...
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2008, 12:46:57 AM »
The force of the jedi was strong in me..........  :noid
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Offline Motherland

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Re: probation...
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2008, 12:48:21 AM »
I couldn't find the copy of it whoever it was posted there, either. Guess I just suck :lol

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Re: probation...
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2008, 12:53:20 AM »
Probation will cause you to go blind and give you hairy palms, buck teeth and chinese eyes.

Yu no mo post in heer, yu find nu place. Yu no phun. I no see yu!

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Offline Yeager

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Re: probation...
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2008, 01:11:17 AM »
Probation will cause you to go blind and give you hairy palms, buck teeth and chinese eyes.

Yu no mo post in heer, yu find nu place. Yu no phun. I no see yu!

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I take serious offense to the hairy palms and buck teeth.
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Re: probation...
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2008, 01:14:13 AM »
I take serious offense to the hairy palms and buck teeth.
I just hope you don't bite yer nails....

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Re: probation...
« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2008, 07:01:27 AM »
What if you bite your toenails?
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Offline JB88

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Re: probation...
« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2008, 07:10:47 AM »
my dog can bite his...nevermind. 

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Re: probation...
« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2008, 07:12:10 AM »
my dog can bite his...nevermind. 

 :cool:

Tail? Sounds painful
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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Re: probation...
« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2008, 09:45:45 AM »
my dog can bite his...nevermind. 

 :cool:

I wish I could do that......he'd probably bite me though

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Offline LePaul

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Re: probation...
« Reply #25 on: June 09, 2008, 09:48:11 AM »
Perhaps the probation tag should tell one to take a break from the PC, unplug and re-adjust  :)

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Re: probation...
« Reply #26 on: June 09, 2008, 10:33:48 AM »

 I am a parolee...I served three years in HTC Prison, and was leader of a prison gang known as the Luftweenies and I have the homemade tattoo of a FW 190 on my chest to prove it. We battled other gangs like the P-51s, the Spits and the Bombers- and you know what? I survived the hardest joint in cyberspace- where guys like Creamo, MrFish, Drunky and Easymo would kill you for a pack of smokes and not even bat an eyelash. I paid my debt to HTC society and am back, but there's one thing that really, REALLY bugs me here-

Some of you "probation" guys act like you're John Dillinger or something. Seriously!! "Probation" means you didn't even commit a board felony! You didn't post porn, drop F-Bombs, or launch into a personal attack against Skuzzy! For the most part all you "probation" guys are wannabees who wouldn't have lasted five minutes in the joint- so I suggest those of you misquoters, bad linkers and mild name callers wake up and smell the coffee, become good citizens and follow the rules lest you end up with a ribbon in your hair, sitting on a bad man's lap in the exercise yard.



Offline JB88

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Re: probation...
« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2008, 10:43:30 AM »
now THAT gentlemen, was a proper diatribe.

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woulda been a 10 if "sheep shagging" or "two weeks" were brought into it somehow.

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Offline midnight Target

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Re: probation...
« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2008, 11:26:33 AM »
Of course the REAL bad guys are invisible to the system... I am like the teflon don of the BBS. Fear me.

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Re: probation...
« Reply #29 on: June 09, 2008, 11:41:55 AM »
Probation is like getting crabs, a bit of RID and you are clean once again.

Parolee is herpes it ain't ever going away, you really screwed up.

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