1: Selling your car and buying a Prius
Well, as they say, it'll be a cold day in Hell...
2: Becoming a liberal and joining the Democratic party.
See reply to #1.  Oh, and I was a liberal from about age 18 to about 28.  But right now I don't like either party.  There are some on both sides that I do like, however. 
I have far more Jimi CD's than BB but I like them both equally.  The thrill is definitely still there!