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Offline Shuckins

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Define "Hideous"
« on: June 10, 2008, 09:36:57 AM »
The term was just defined for me in the film, "The Boondock Saints."

Willem Dafoe, in drag.....<shudder>

I have to gouge my eyes out now.

What is your definition of "hideous"?

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Re: Define "Hideous"
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2008, 11:26:51 AM »
Ned Beatty in Deliverance. :O Not as an actor but the scene he had to play.

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Re: Define "Hideous"
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2008, 11:29:47 AM »
The term was just defined for me in the film, "The Boondock Saints."

Willem Dafoe, in drag.....<shudder>

The part where he slaps the other gay guy and calls him a ***... that's not hideous. That's freaking hysterical.

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Re: Define "Hideous"
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2008, 11:30:18 AM »
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Re: Define "Hideous"
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2008, 11:34:51 AM »
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Re: Define "Hideous"
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2008, 11:40:27 AM »
The term was just defined for me in the film, "The Boondock Saints."

Willem Dafoe, in drag.....<shudder>

I don't think Willem needs to dress up to be in drag. Put a blouse and a skirt, and he looks like a million other San Franciscan's.


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Re: Define "Hideous"
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2008, 11:52:38 AM »
Ned Beatty in Deliverance. :O Not as an actor but the scene he had to play.







Can you even IMAGINE the phonecall Ned got from his agent?


Agent:  Hey Ned...It's Dave at the Agency....got a lead on another part for ya....BIG MOVIE!

Agent:  You know the star from the TV show "Dan August"...yeah...Burt Reynolds is gonna be in it...

Agent:  Well, it's a real action-thriller about some buddies from the big city who go on a fishing trip way out in the sticks....

Agent:  Yeah....REAL "man" type stuff...fishing...guns....bad guys....scarry rapids...it's gonna be a blockbuster.

Agent:  Gotta know one thing....the director says you have to squeel like a pig really good....

Agent:  I said the director says you have to squeel like a pig really good....

Agent:  No joke, Babe...time is money...wouldn't lie to ya Ned.....

Agent:  Got me hangin'......I haven't read all the script yet....just...just...just give me a real loud pig squeel, OK?

(SFX):  (faint squeel of a pig over the phone)

Agent:  Hey sounds good to me...and you don't mind showing your tookus in the movie do ya?  The chicks dig that!  You might get more fanmail than Reynolds on that one.....

Agent:  OK babe, gotta run.  I'll tell the director your totally in on this project---I'll get ya a script in a few weeks....the shoot is going to be in Georgia & North Carolina....

Agent:  Yeah...after you do the shoot we'll do lunch...gotta go....(click) (dialtone)




Agent:  Whew..."purty mouth.....squeel like a pig".....sheesh....and why does it take Reynolds so long to unleash the arrow?  Awwwww well, I still get my 15%....(slides script into large manilla envelope).







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Re: Define "Hideous"
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2008, 12:00:56 PM »
You know those guys were real local hillbilly's and improvised that part of the movie... dude was actually freaked out by them.



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Re: Define "Hideous"
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2008, 12:03:32 PM »
You know those guys were real local hillbilly's and improvised that part of the movie... dude was actually freaked out by them.



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Are you sure they improvised? Or did they re-enact something that had already happened? Scary thought isn't it. :O

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Re: Define "Hideous"
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2008, 03:53:53 PM »
Well they do say actors draw from experience... ;)
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Re: Define "Hideous"
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2008, 04:20:21 PM »
Can you even IMAGINE the phonecall Ned got from his agent?


Agent:  Hey Ned...It's Dave at the Agency....got a lead on another part for ya....BIG MOVIE!

Agent:  You know the star from the TV show "Dan August"...yeah...Burt Reynolds is gonna be in it...

Agent:  Well, it's a real action-thriller about some buddies from the big city who go on a fishing trip way out in the sticks....

Agent:  Yeah....REAL "man" type stuff...fishing...guns....bad guys....scarry rapids...it's gonna be a blockbuster.

Agent:  Gotta know one thing....the director says you have to squeel like a pig really good....

Agent:  I said the director says you have to squeel like a pig really good....

Agent:  No joke, Babe...time is money...wouldn't lie to ya Ned.....

Agent:  Got me hangin'......I haven't read all the script yet....just...just...just give me a real loud pig squeel, OK?

(SFX):  (faint squeel of a pig over the phone)

Agent:  Hey sounds good to me...and you don't mind showing your tookus in the movie do ya?  The chicks dig that!  You might get more fanmail than Reynolds on that one.....

Agent:  OK babe, gotta run.  I'll tell the director your totally in on this project---I'll get ya a script in a few weeks....the shoot is going to be in Georgia & North Carolina....

Agent:  Yeah...after you do the shoot we'll do lunch...gotta go....(click) (dialtone)

Agent:  Whew..."purty mouth.....squeel like a pig".....sheesh....and why does it take Reynolds so long to unleash the arrow?  Awwwww well, I still get my 15%....(slides script into large manilla envelope).

ROX




Actually, the real story is like this:

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Ned Beatty states that he created the infamous "squeal piggy" line while he and actor Bill McKinney were improvising the scene.[2] James Dickey's son, Christopher Dickey, in his book, "Summer of Deliverance", said that it was one of the crewmen who suggested that Ned Beatty's character, "Bobby", "squeal like a pig" - to add some backwoods horror to the scene and to make it more shocking.

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Re: Define "Hideous"
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2008, 05:47:05 PM »
Hideous?

Hmmmm...

Waking up hungover nekid in a cheap Hotel room on the wet spot as you see the hairy back of Rosie O'Donnell rollin over to grab a pack of smokes off the nightstand...and the lights are on.

*shivers*
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Re: Define "Hideous"
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2008, 07:46:10 PM »
what he said.

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Re: Define "Hideous"
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2008, 08:16:19 PM »
As the title says:

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Re: Define "Hideous"
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2008, 08:27:45 PM »
hideous - Where poorly educated badguys stay
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