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Rubber Bacons
« on: June 13, 2008, 08:20:24 PM »
I think I am on the path of creation. Bacon with the texture of rubber but edible. Doesnt that sound good?

You could even put a piece around your neck and choke yourself while eating it, great for hardcore bacon lovers



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Re: Rubber Bacons
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2008, 08:39:18 PM »
So, you're basically talking about Ham Jerky?

Bacon is good though.

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Re: Rubber Bacons
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2008, 08:42:40 PM »
Bacon for Emo's.

Nice.
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Re: Rubber Bacons
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2008, 09:02:48 PM »
Just the type of apocalyptic culinary proposal I would expect from a man who can't appreciate a good thick sausage.
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Re: Rubber Bacons
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2008, 10:24:35 PM »
Rubber Bacon for emo's.....

Put a choker collar at one end and pull them around


Oh man thats genius!!


Dont yall steal my ideas, this will be the best thing since the pet rock  :aok

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Re: Rubber Bacons
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2008, 10:26:19 PM »
Quote from: Rollins on June 13, 2008, 09:02:48 PM
Just the type of apocalyptic culinary proposal I would expect from a man who can't appreciate a good thick sausage.
 :D
spoken like a man who can appreciate a good thick sausage.

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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2008, 10:49:25 PM »
Our local CBS affiliate aired a story about Mexican Emo's in Juarez getting beat up by their peers for being "wierd".  I have no idea why our local CBS station had to do a story on this.  Emo's definitely need to get their tulips beat.

**** yeah they do.
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Re: Rubber Bacons
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2008, 12:30:26 AM »
Quote from: Meatwad on June 13, 2008, 10:24:35 PM
Rubber Bacon for emo's.....

Put a choker collar at one end and pull them around


Oh man thats genius!!


Dont yall steal my ideas, this will be the best thing since the pet rock  :aok


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Re: Rubber Bacons
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2008, 03:11:22 AM »
Quote from: JB88 on June 13, 2008, 10:26:19 PM
spoken like a man who can appreciate a good thick sausage.

 :uhoh
Hooked one, anyone wanna clean 'em?  Hehe... ;)
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Re: Rubber Bacons
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2008, 07:36:07 AM »
hey, if i am big enough to clean, well...i'll take that as a compliment.

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Re: Rubber Bacons
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2008, 01:19:30 PM »
Kewl... I'm thinkin Bacon Tires now.

The sweet smell of lightin up yer bacon at a traffic light.

Gives dogs all the more reason to chase my car.

Yer onto something big Meatwad!

 :aok

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Re: Rubber Bacons
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2008, 06:54:53 PM »
Bacon cigars
Bacon beer
Bacon scented wallpaper (stolen from Willy Wonka, dont tell him I have his idea)
A screensaver for plasma screen TV's showing bacon frying with refillable bacon aerosol spary can dispenser
Speaking of a dispenser, bacon dispenser



Im the Albert Einstein of bacon  :D
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Re: Rubber Bacons
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2008, 07:08:40 PM »
"Eau du Sueey" cologne for men by Pork du Rihndz, esq.
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Re: Rubber Bacons
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2008, 07:11:15 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on June 14, 2008, 06:54:53 PM
Im the Albert Einstein of bacon  :D

always wondered who that was.  now i know. 

it's the little things meatwad.  the little things.

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Re: Rubber Bacons
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2008, 07:15:25 PM »
Quote from: JB88 on June 14, 2008, 07:11:15 PM
always wondered who that was.  now i know. 

it's the little things meatwad.  the little things.

 :cool:

You should know.

Just sayin'...
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