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Offline DiabloTX

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Macho candle scents
« on: June 15, 2008, 08:56:58 PM »
My wife is a store manager for Yankee Candle Co.  She's always bringing home candles with some nice scents but nothing I'd want to spend any money on.  I keep telling her they need more macho scents, not more cucumber-canteloupe-lavendar style scents.  So she asks me to name a scent that would be macho.  Easy, I tell her, how about pine bench saw, you know the smell that lingers in the air after you've cut a large piece of lumber?  That slightly burned wood smell?  THAT would be an awesome smell.  Gun oil would also be nice one.  Come on guys, give me some more that I can introduce to her!
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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2008, 09:01:23 PM »
Freshly tilled dirt! Burning Rubber! or Alcohol (the fuel)!

Being that ive been raised around tractors and dirt track racing all my life, these come to my mind quick!
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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2008, 09:01:55 PM »
Used motor oil.  Burnt rubber.  Burnt avgas.  Burnt metal....for that freshly-welded smell! :aok  Fresh paint.  Gun smoke.
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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2008, 09:03:03 PM »
Hey, that reminds me of a good one: Nitromethane, John Force signature edition!
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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2008, 09:03:17 PM »
Venison fart with a touch of ripe cheese.

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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2008, 09:06:16 PM »
Mud, new car smell, and Diesel!
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Offline lasersailor184

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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2008, 09:06:50 PM »
If they manufactured a Hoppes cologne, all other colognes would go out of business.
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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2008, 09:09:04 PM »
red cedar, diesel, gas, cordite, flatulence, black powder burning, burning rubber on the asphalt, wet dog, wet bear, horse sweat, cowpies/meadowmuffins, hay, ragweed.
 just a short list I'm sure you get the picture.
oh yeah the green smell of a skunk you sliced and diced apart with a disk harrow. whew what a stink.   

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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2008, 09:10:40 PM »
Only one I've done to the wife who is huge into candles. 

Ask her about this one:

"Dutch Oven Scent". 
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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2008, 09:15:29 PM »
I would like one that smells like new mown grass.

How about one that smells like a sweaty stripper?

Maybe we could have a new car smell candle?

I have always enjoyed the smell of 100LL exhaust, or even fresh unburned 100LL.

Another favorite smell that would be good in candle form - the smell of gunpowder smoke you get from a shotgun?  I love the smell of shotgun shell smoke in the morning!

Anyone ever make a chocolate smelling candle?
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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2008, 09:19:53 PM »
Cordite

Offline DiabloTX

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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2008, 09:29:55 PM »
Quote
well, very interesting....

 

We make Green Grass, smells like fresh mowed lawn.

We also now have a Chocolate Cupcake.

We have plenty that have that woodsy smell.

Funny thing, I know what the smell of welding is and instantly smelled it when I read that. lol

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Offline edog1977

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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2008, 09:35:20 PM »
I hope this hasn't been posted before...

http://www.coolestone.com/media/79/Mandels/

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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2008, 09:37:39 PM »
Fried food

Sunscreen (coconutty) and pool (chlorine?) (reminds me of chicks in bikinis)

Cigarettes, spilled beer and mop water (Bar down the street)

Grilled meat with a hint of mesquite






Offline Dago

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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2008, 09:44:03 PM »
Cordite

Cordite is a bit extinct, hasn't been made in years.  Don't know what it would smell like.
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