If I was a Dad, I would be the Most American Dad Ever!!!!!

[TwentyFo]

I'm way more American than any of you. Just thought you should know. Look at my avatar, isn't it amazing. Everytime I look at it tears swell up in my eye. I'm so American that eye don't evin have 2 speII write. I'm so American that I say the pledge of allegience every morning when I wake up. I have an American flag bandana, T-shirt, sweat pants, leather jacket, denim jacket, silk jacket, socks, and boxers. I only buy things that are made in America. I own lots and lots and lots of GUNS. I listen to a lot of Neil Diamond's 'Coming to America'. When are they coming to America? Today!!!!!!! Today!!!!!!!! Today!!!!!!!!!

So if you think you can dethrone me as the most American person on this BBS, then go for it (Unfortunately I think it's impossible, but who am I to ruin your dreams).

[JB88]

well, i'm not going to try to "dethrone" you...but i do know a good head doctor if you'd like the number... today!

 

[Mustaine]

Kenny Rogers wins

[OOZ662]

[BaDkaRmA158Th]

Listen up, the day you walk around with an american flag hand stiched to your pant leg of your fathers vietnam fatigues.
When you are tought to say yes sir, no sir.. and salute people at the age of three by a lt. col USMC grand father..
you can be more american than myself.
Good try brother, keep it up.

Ill support you because you are one of us. 


 

[E25280]

I'm way more American than any of you. Just thought you should know. Look at my avatar, isn't it amazing. Everytime I look at it tears swell up in my eye. I'm so American that eye don't evin have 2 speII write. I'm so American that I say the pledge of allegience every morning when I wake up. I have an American flag bandana, T-shirt, sweat pants, leather jacket, denim jacket, silk jacket, socks, and boxers. I only buy things that are made in America. I own lots and lots and lots of GUNS. I listen to a lot of Neil Diamond's 'Coming to America'. When are they coming to America? Today!!!!!!! Today!!!!!!!! Today!!!!!!!!!

So if you think you can dethrone me as the most American person on this BBS, then go for it (Unfortunately I think it's impossible, but who am I to ruin your dreams).

Real Americans don't have to try so hard to prove it.

[NavyOne1978]

a moment of silence for all americans that are so american, they died for it...

They are called Our Soilders, Sailors, And Marines.. They gave their lives... I cant think of anyone more american than that..

[Ripsnort]

JB88's avatar displays the REASON why we are patriotic....we go to war for BOOBIES. Think about it from a nature perspective. Its all about breeding.  THerefore, JB88 is much more patriotic than you, sir.

[boxboy28]

a moment of silence for all americans that are so american, they died for it...

They are called Our Soilders, Sailors, And Marines.. They gave their lives... I cant think of anyone more american than that..

Navy i like your thought, but you need to get past the Airforce navy rival thing and include them in to your thoughts. By not doing that........in my eye makes you a little less American!

[Dichotomy]

a moment of silence for all americans that are so american, they died for it...

They are called Our Soilders, Sailors, And Marines.. They gave their lives... I cant think of anyone more american than that..

QFT 

[OOZ662]

EDIT: Aww hell, I didn't realize this wasn't the Original Poster flaunting himself. I apologize, but leave my post for the story. Sorry BaD!

Listen up, the day you walk around with an american flag hand stiched to your pant leg of your fathers vietnam fatigues.

My father piloted Huey troop transport choppers, also in the Army. He was shot down twice, once into a lake less than 1000 yards from a Viet Kong encampment. He had to lie still waist deep in the water playing dead to avoid detection for two days, all the while watching the rest of the passengers float dead around him.

So please, if you want to embarrass yourself by saying your Americana is better than ours (thereby disgracing the country as a whole in the process, showing that we all must be a bunch of I'm-better-than-you biggots), please find a less insulting way to do so.

P.S. A funny (although, I dunno really) story for the rest of the viewers. Even through all of this, my dad didn't get a Purple Heart. However, one day his base was raided and a gunfight broke out. He sat up in bed and thought a mosquito bit him. Turns out a bullet grazed his neck...and was awarded the Purple Heart.

[TwentyFo]

I think my original post can be summed up by this video. <S> to Charlie from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", he is a true American.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=841v0CfdpmA

[JB88]

JB88's avatar displays the REASON why we are patriotic....we go to war for BOOBIES. Think about it from a nature perspective. Its all about breeding.  THerefore, JB88 is much more patriotic than you, sir.

thank you sir. 

agreed.

and i'll further that by saying that there is nothing that a man will ever do on this earth that isn't somehow, for a woman.

[AWMac]

thank you sir. 

agreed.

and i'll further that by saying that there is nothing that a man will ever do on this earth that isn't somehow, for a woman.

*Bill Clintons reply to the House Congressional Investigation Committee during the Impeachment trial.*

 

[angelsandair]

I'm way more American than any of you. Just thought you should know. Look at my avatar, isn't it amazing. Everytime I look at it tears swell up in my eye. I'm so American that eye don't evin have 2 speII write. I'm so American that I say the pledge of allegience every morning when I wake up. I have an American flag bandana, T-shirt, sweat pants, leather jacket, denim jacket, silk jacket, socks, and boxers. I only buy things that are made in America. I own lots and lots and lots of GUNS. I listen to a lot of Neil Diamond's 'Coming to America'. When are they coming to America? Today!!!!!!! Today!!!!!!!! Today!!!!!!!!!

So if you think you can dethrone me as the most American person on this BBS, then go for it (Unfortunately I think it's impossible, but who am I to ruin your dreams).

Try me 

Got in 2 fights at a scout camp cuz some kid said that our troops were nazis.... Nothing gets my blood boiling more than that and MSNBC, NBC, CNN....