Illegal alien/Iraq Problem Solved

[DREDIOCK]

Normally I hate getting these. "If you liked tis Email send it to 5 of your friends" Junk mails

Women seem to love em as I never seem to get any from men. i ALWAYS get them from women.

Reguardless.
EVERY once in a while I get a good one.
As is the case here.
Other then them stealing a couple of my lines

Great punchline at the end

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That        would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas
would come down.


Bring  our troops home from Iraq to guard our border.

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a  canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a
tour in the military.
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this  country.
He will  also be registered to be taxed and be a legal
patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the
 troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.

Problem solved.

[avionix]

 

I like the sound of that.  If only the flaming liberals would go for it.  But then, you would have the ACLU defending a group of non-Americans.  Funny how the ACLU will defend atheists and turn their back on the first amendment for Christians.  Sorry, that was off topic.

[CAP1]

I like the sound of that.  If only the flaming liberals would go for it.  But then, you would have the ACLU defending a group of non-Americans.  Funny how the ACLU will defend atheists and turn their back on the first amendment for Christians.  Sorry, that was off topic.

send them too then. let the hard working soldiers come home and have some family time with their kids and spouses

[VonMessa]

Normally I hate getting these. "If you liked tis Email send it to 5 of your friends" Junk mails

Women seem to love em as I never seem to get any from men. i ALWAYS get them from women.

Reguardless.
EVERY once in a while I get a good one.
As is the case here.
Other then them stealing a couple of my lines

Great punchline at the end

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That        would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas
would come down.


Bring  our troops home from Iraq to guard our border.

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a  canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a
tour in the military.
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this  country.
He will  also be registered to be taxed and be a legal
patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the
 troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.

Problem solved.

I got this in an E-mail about 8 months ago.

Definitely a good idea, though.

Or we could just send them to Camden.

[CAP1]

I got this in an E-mail about 8 months ago.

Definitely a good idea, though.

Or we could just send them to Camden.

lololol
you must live near there too? they'd probably actually improve that city!!

[Mojava]

I thought you where going to say impeach Bush jr.

[VonMessa]

Philly. Close enough.

When we see shows at the E / Tweeter / Susquehanna Center, we usually take the ferry. 

Camden isn't the place to drive at night, unless you are packin'.  My wife wouldn't let me carry when we drove because she says my trigger finger is too itchy and their would be too many targets of opportunity.

So, now we take take the ferry.   

[lyric1]

I like the sound of that.  If only the flaming liberals would go for it.  But then, you would have the ACLU defending a group of non-Americans.  Funny how the ACLU will defend atheists and turn their back on the first amendment for Christians.  Sorry, that was off topic.

Forget the Liberals if only the corporations & business would stop employing them. Then if law enforcement for example would round them up instead of looking the other way like they do here in Ohio.

[CAP1]

Philly. Close enough.

When we see shows at the E / Tweeter / Susquehanna Center, we usually take the ferry. 

Camden isn't the place to drive at night, unless you are packin'.  My wife wouldn't let me carry when we drove because she says my trigger finger is too itchy and their would be too many targets of opportunity.

So, now we take take the ferry.   

when mom is up here, she drives.....i think she goes right down haddon ave to whatever the road that leads to the tweeter center is. she says there's always police at each and every intersection, and that the traffic lights are flashing to keep traffic moving in. coming from philly though, i'd do the same as you're doing. and like you've probably seen me mention in other threads, i know what that city's like. sometimes i think they should just put a fence up around it and not let anyone out . we have some problems in lindenwold where i live because they get on the speedline and come here.

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[VonMessa]

A freaking MEN.

I don't have problems at all with "non" Americans.

What I DO have a problem with, is anyone  who works and doesn't pay taxes like the rest of us do.

Uncle gave me a number to track and tax me.  Go get yours.

[Mojava]

 The illegals I know all have fake SS#s they pay taxes.   The solution in my opinion is to create a better work visa program.  We register all Illegals under the program, issue them work visas as well as incentives to assimilate into our culture.  Illegal immigrants are a valuable resource for this country, we have always had an illegal workforce since day one.   We should take advantage of there skills instead and respect there values instead of acting like a bunch of racist idiots. 

[slipknot]

The illegals I know all have fake SS#s they pay taxes.   The solution in my opinion is to create a better work visa program.  We register all Illegals under the program, issue them work visas as well as incentives to assimilate into our culture.  Illegal immigrants are a valuable resource for this country, we have always had an illegal workforce since day one.   We should take advantage of there skills instead and respect there values instead of acting like a bunch of racist idiots. 

'there' values often include not learning English, making absolutely no effort to pay respect to the host nation (that feeds them), by making the most basic attempts to assimilate to American society (something that most immigrant groups embrace eagerly), and sending billions of dollars in cash to Mexico every year, thus permanently removing it from our economy.

Why should we respect 'there' values if they don't care a lick for ours? Seems like respect should be given in return for respect, and the absence of it should be responded to accordingly.

[CAP1]

The illegals I know all have fake SS#s they pay taxes.   The solution in my opinion is to create a better work visa program.  We register all Illegals under the program, issue them work visas as well as incentives to assimilate into our culture.  Illegal immigrants are a valuable resource for this country, we have always had an illegal workforce since day one.   We should take advantage of there skills instead and respect there values instead of acting like a bunch of racist idiots. 

no, they're NOT a valuable resource. go look at the lines at the unemployment offices. the jobs taken by illegals could be taken by these people.
 if we registered them, after they illegally entered the country, then we'd be rewarding them for the crime. the best solution is to do what the originator of this post posted...that or stop em before they get here. either way, they're illegal.  
  

[Mojava]

 You have stereotyped an entire race.  I know plenty of illegals, most are honest hard working family folks. It's about economics, how can we deal with the situation in the most cost effective way.  There here and we would be better suited to find a way to make it work to our benefit.

[VonMessa]

The illegals I know all have fake SS#s they pay taxes.   The solution in my opinion is to create a better work visa program.  We register all Illegals under the program, issue them work visas as well as incentives to assimilate into our culture.  Illegal immigrants are a valuable resource for this country, we have always had an illegal workforce since day one.   We should take advantage of there skills instead and respect there values instead of acting like a bunch of racist idiots. 

What, pray tell, is a fake SSN (besides the obvious).  Also please explain to me as briefly as you can, how such a SSN lends itself to paying taxes.

I've worked in places where these "stealth" SSN's have been used.  Here, let me make up a fake number, a fake address, and claim 8 dependents. 

Like I said, it's not against any race in particular, nor is it a racist opinion.  It's not about the Americans in the unemployment line, either.  Half of them are riding the system, anyhow.  A lot of immigrants are VERY grateful for the employment.  Just PAY YOUR DAMN TAXES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WHO IS A CITIZEN.

The less taxes illegal immigrants (of any kind) pay, the more WE have to pay. 

It is not rocket science.