Any of you knuckleheads have a degree in IT systems?

[Ripsnort]

We need an IT guy, C++ or better, Java, VB Scripting. You'd be working for me. 
Alot of testing involved, and you can bet on OT. This is a salary job, so OT doesn't pay well (Time + $6.50)

PM me and I'll give you the rec number that you can access from the Boeing Employment page.

[eskimo2]

Man,
It would be awesome to work for Ripsnort.   Surf and play games 7:45 a day then do 15 minutes of work and go home…  Or would I have to do the 15 minutes of work first thing and then play?  Would I have to do another 15 minutes of work when overtime starts?

[AWMac]

Don't fool yerself... you'll pay 75% of relocation and live in a carpeted garage with 4 Mexican families cleaning camera equipment.

 

[Yeager]

yes IT, what is IT

you want it all but you cant have it

[Mustaine]

Its in your face but you cant grab it
Its alive, afraid, a lie, a sin
Its magic, its tragic, its a loss, its a win
Its dark, its moist, its a bitter pain
Its sad it happened and its a shame

[AWMac]

If you want IT, here IT is
Come and get IT
Make your mind up fast

If you want IT anytime I can give IT
But you better hurry 'cause IT may not last

Did I hear you say that there must be a catch?
Will you walk away from a fool and his money?

If you want IT, here IT is
Come and get IT
But you better hurry 'cause IT's going fast

If you want IT, here IT is
Come and get IT
Make your mind up fast

If you want IT anytime I can give IT
But you'd better hurry 'cause IT may not last

Did I hear you say that there must be a catch?
Will you walk away from a fool and his money?

Sonny, if you want IT, here IT is
Come and get IT
But you'd better hurry 'cause IT's going fast
You'd better hurry 'cause IT's going fast

Woo, fool that is money

Sorry, if you want IT, here IT is
Come and get IT
But you'd better hurry 'cause IT's going fast
You'd better hurry 'cause IT's going fast
You'd better hurry 'cause IT's going fast

 

Mac

*with apollogies to the Beatles*

[SteveBailey]

I'm a certified knucklehead, can't I just fake the rest?

[Ripsnort]

Man,
It would be awesome to work for Ripsnort.   Surf and play games 7:45 a day then do 15 minutes of work and go home…  Or would I have to do the 15 minutes of work first thing and then play?  Would I have to do another 15 minutes of work when overtime starts?

Management has its privileges, even at the project management level.

[Ripsnort]

Don't fool yerself... you'll pay 75% of relocation and live in a carpeted garage with 4 Mexican families cleaning camera equipment.

 

I should note, relocation allotment is not included!

[eskimo2]

I should note, relocation allotment is not included!

Notice that he didn't comment on living in a carpeted garage with 4 Mexican families cleaning camera equipment...

[Mustaine]

is the job only in seattle? what is the salary range?

[Ripsnort]

is the job only in seattle? what is the salary range?

I cannot discuss salary range, but let's just say that it's a comfortable living considering its a level 3 job.
Yes, in Seattle.

You'll have to apply via the Boeing Employment website (have a resume ready) on July 3rd with a req number (that I will provide via PM)

Job security is pretty good in this group, as we're a fairly new application(s) and the 787 program is dependent on it for aircraft parts reconciliation.

[wrongwayric]

I cannot discuss salary range, but let's just say that it's a comfortable living considering its a level 3 job.
Yes, in Seattle.

You'll have to apply via the Boeing Employment website (have a resume ready) on July 3rd with a req number (that I will provide via PM)

Job security is pretty good in this group, as we're a fairly new application(s) and the 787 program is dependent on it for aircraft parts reconciliation.

I can do a windows restore so do i qualify? huh huh do i .......come on i need it bad.

[SOB]

My grades were better than a C+ average, but I don't like coffee.  Damn the bad luck.

[DiabloTX]

I've heard Mustaine can make a real mean cup of coffee and not spill a drop while wearing high heels.