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Offline Slamfire

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How to deal with pesky bees
« on: June 27, 2008, 04:53:47 PM »
How rednecks take care of a bee infestation  :aok
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Offline Sandman

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Re: How to deal with pesky bees
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2008, 04:58:00 PM »
I guess it's just too difficult to call an apiarist to come over and take them.
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Re: How to deal with pesky bees
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2008, 04:59:07 PM »
gotta love the edit notifications :rofl
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Re: How to deal with pesky bees
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2008, 05:27:52 PM »
Remove the Queen and the hive will follow.  Be calm, use a lil smoke.
The guy in the pics didn't need to be a jerk...but Darwin can't watermelon without an arse.
BTW I'm highly allergic to bee stings, been hospitalized over one sting.  Yet I have moved hives.
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Re: How to deal with pesky bees
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2008, 05:30:00 PM »
Be lucky they are in the area.  Many areas there is a shortage and crops suffer.

A couple of months ago I saw a semi-tractor trailer full of bees/white hives.

I would hate to see that get into an accident!



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Re: How to deal with pesky bees
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2008, 05:43:11 PM »
Was posted last year around the same time.
Still entertaining though
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Re: How to deal with pesky bees
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2008, 06:13:39 PM »
note to conan the bee destroyer:

i am guessing that they are migrating bees.

they would have moved on in a couple of days.

and you burned the crap out of your swingset.

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Re: How to deal with pesky bees
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2008, 09:40:41 PM »
Remove the Queen and the hive will follow.  Be calm, use a lil smoke.
The guy in the pics didn't need to be a jerk...but Darwin can't watermelon without an arse.
BTW I'm highly allergic to bee stings, been hospitalized over one sting.  Yet I have moved hives.
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Re: How to deal with pesky bees
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2008, 09:54:24 PM »
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Re: How to deal with pesky bees
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2008, 10:18:00 AM »
Remove the Queen and the hive will follow.  Be calm, use a lil smoke.
The guy in the pics didn't need to be a jerk...but Darwin can't watermelon without an arse.
BTW I'm highly allergic to bee stings, been hospitalized over one sting.  Yet I have moved hives.
My Daughters still call me Dr. Dolittle.

Mac

Er, for you, it's spelled "Dr. Do Little". :D

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Re: How to deal with pesky bees
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2008, 10:44:06 AM »
I guess it's just too difficult to call an apiarist to come over and take them.

actually, i thought that looked funny as all hell.......
in my nerighborhood though, someone would've called the fire department(underpaid as they're volentteers in my town) as soon as they saw the fire there :rofl
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Re: How to deal with pesky bees
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2008, 01:31:35 PM »
Would have been better if he accidentally set himself and his sister house on fire.