Conspiracy theroys, your personal contact whit them

[gunnss]

OK a new list,
What conspiracy theory's have you personally run in to?

For example while waiting on a train platform a man solemnly showed me the contails in the sky and said the Government was spraying mindcontrol chemicals on us.... (I work for the FAA and the man was pointing at the DFW - LAX flight path.)
I may have an unfair advantage, one of my co workers is a true believing conspiracy believer.

The rest of my list,

The UN slave train

The government blew the twin towers

The corporations are putting mind control chemicals in the milk, food, etc.

The secret masters of the world are attempting to starve the "Third World" so they can colonize the empty country's.

Two Weeks.

Rember you need to have been told this personally, person to person. (Grin)




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Kevin

[wrongwayric]

Someone is drinking my beer when i ain't lookin!

My cat surf's the web while i'm asleep and goes to the adult sites! How else could some of these links get on here?

My neighbor is a foreign spy! I can tell because he drinks a foreign beer!

My mother in-law is bigfoot.

[DREDIOCK]

All the scientists in the Creationist community are telling the truth and allthe scientists in teh evelutionary community are collectively lying

We've overthrown governments in South America so that Burger King can buy cheap beef


Not surprisingly enough by the same person

My Jehovas Winess uncle LOL

I love the guy but sometimes he's out there.
where I have no idea...just out there

[Yeager]

I used to think people were out to get me, and then I died.

[AWMac]

I was born on a grassy knoll behind the Fords Theater with a broken leg next to the Hollywood set of the Moon Landing.

I'm Abby..... Abby Normal

[Dichotomy]

'East of the Rockies you're on the air'
'Hello Art?'
'Yes caller?'
*strangely different voice
'This is Satan calling with an important message for you'

[AWMac]

 

[firbal]

FDR was behind Perl Harbor.

[angelsandair]

All Fw-190s TnB all the time...

[texasmom]

I do believe that I've never, ever, ever met any true conspiracy theorists.  I must have led, up until now, a sheltered life.

[ink]

i guess i am a conspiracy theorist, because i do believe the towers where done by the "government"

i do believe we are in the "end of days"

and satan is the "god" of this world.

i wont say FDR was behind pearl harbor, but there is allot of people who believe we had full warning of the attack, and allowed it to happen, seeings how i was not alive at the time i cant say truly one way or the other,     

BUT i was alive for the towers, i watched them fall in there own "footprint" i watched building #7 fall the same way, and then watched the owner of the towers say on national T.V. that he had building #7 "pulled" due to fire damage. he admitted it!

call me crazy what ever ive been called much worse, always behind my back though, or through steel doors.

[Sandman]

i guess i am a conspiracy theorist, because i do believe the towers where done by the "government"

I work for the government. We're not that smart.

Oh... and if we were, Dylan Avery would be a dead man.

[Leslie]

I've heard the usual conspiracy theories, but there is one which possibly could merit serious discussion at least to disprove it.  The theory that microwave ovens change or mutate food which could be harmful when ingested.  I always thought microwaves were nothing more than radio waves, and they cook by molecular friction.  Some folks are claiming this somehow "changes" the molecular or atomic structure of food to where it may be carcinogenic.  Is there anything to this?  Or is it as I think it to be BS?  If it's BS, then why?  Is it possible for microwaves to alter the molecular structure of food to where it's toxic?



Les

[ink]

I work for the government. We're not that smart.

Oh... and if we were, Dylan Avery would be a dead man.

i dont doubt that you work for the "government", but i have a feeling your not in there "click",  whens the last time you had dinner or played tennis with the bushes?

explain to me how a 140(give or take) foot wingspan of the plane that supposedly hit the pentagon, leaves only a 20 some odd foot hole, that went through what, 5 different wall barriers, yet the largest piece of the wreckage could be picked up in your hands, please, you dont give these people enough credit. saying they are not "smart" enough to pull something like this off.

  i totally under stand why so many people don't want to believe this, but its not the first time in Americas history that the Government has lied to us, and im sure it wont be the last!
 

[culero]

OK gunnss, lemme know when ya need the net