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Offline iTunes

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Re: Explaining my absence
« Reply #60 on: February 13, 2009, 05:09:41 PM »
Glad you gave us an update on where you have been, CH200 has all been talking about where you have been, whole community was really worried.
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Re: Explaining my absence
« Reply #61 on: February 13, 2009, 05:31:16 PM »
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Offline ScottyK

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Re: Explaining my absence
« Reply #62 on: February 13, 2009, 09:23:58 PM »
WTF   dont you have school to attend to
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Offline Rich46yo

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Re: Explaining my absence
« Reply #63 on: February 13, 2009, 10:30:22 PM »
This is one of those instances when I want to know exactly what this kid was caught doing but not enough to read thru the entire thread.

Let me just ask this. Was it self abusement in nature? :uhoh
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Offline EskimoJoe

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Re: Explaining my absence
« Reply #64 on: February 13, 2009, 10:34:42 PM »
LMAO!



... wait... what?
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Offline texasmom

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Re: Explaining my absence
« Reply #65 on: February 13, 2009, 11:40:09 PM »
Oh man, how are y'all not understanding what the kid is saying?  Have none of you ever had teenagers (or been teenagers??)

His dad found the thingie (translation: the condom), and knew that he "did it" (translation: sex)

BTW, kiddo ~ that's TMI. You shouldn't be sharing that kind of private information with a whole bunch of strangers bud.  And no, it's never a bad decision to tell your parents the truth. They'll find out anyhow, so just tell the truth & take your consequences.
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Offline Delirium

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Re: Explaining my absence
« Reply #66 on: February 13, 2009, 11:50:24 PM »
Yes, I can see it now...

"Texasmom told me to tell you the truth so here it goes. I had sex with the best looking girl in school, we used spermicidal condoms (ribbed for her pleasure), and she knew just what to do by moving her hips in a wave like motion during the act. I also made sure I spent some time with her afterwards, so she wouldn't feel like a tramp."

Instead Tails, use this...

"I bought condoms out of curiosity, all the guys in school have them in their wallets and I wanted to fit in."

edit: I am SO happy my daughter is only 6 years old.
« Last Edit: February 13, 2009, 11:53:58 PM by Delirium »
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Re: Explaining my absence
« Reply #67 on: February 13, 2009, 11:55:55 PM »
The kid still thinks girls have cooties.  He stole dad's credit card, got caught and dad took away the computer away.  Now, what would be really funny is when the kid is allowed to use the computer again, he finds it full of midget porn.


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Re: Explaining my absence
« Reply #68 on: February 14, 2009, 12:55:04 AM »
 :rofl
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Offline redman555

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Re: Explaining my absence
« Reply #69 on: February 14, 2009, 01:01:58 AM »
 :huh
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Re: Explaining my absence
« Reply #70 on: February 14, 2009, 08:51:42 AM »
Quote from: Ack-Ack on February 13, 2009, 11:55:55 PM
The kid still thinks girls have cooties. 

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So do I and I'm 56  :D
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Offline Tails4

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Re: Explaining my absence
« Reply #71 on: July 21, 2009, 05:47:42 PM »
One thing that ticks me off a little was that I screwed up when I confessed I'd been stealing from my dad's credit card without permission. Should've waited for it to blow over... So, I'm gonna take a little siesta, see what I can do regarding getting back in without going through the free trial and paying and stealing. Heck, I even wonder what those coupons do sometimes. To that note, I'll be taking a more general chatting role around here.
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Offline texastc316

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Re: Explaining my absence
« Reply #72 on: July 21, 2009, 05:50:37 PM »
Well what would you like to chat about? We are all ears.
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Re: Explaining my absence
« Reply #73 on: July 21, 2009, 05:53:49 PM »
There's always the option of getting a job.
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Offline TEShaw

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Re: Explaining my absence
« Reply #74 on: July 21, 2009, 06:05:05 PM »
Quote from: Tails4 on July 21, 2009, 05:47:42 PM
One thing that ticks me off a little was that I screwed up when I confessed I'd been stealing from my dad's credit card without permission. Should've waited for it to blow over... So, I'm gonna take a little siesta, see what I can do regarding getting back in without going through the free trial and paying and stealing. Heck, I even wonder what those coupons do sometimes. To that note, I'll be taking a more general chatting role around here.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

I couldn't even have invented it.
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