Right.... Yeah.... I can read....
But see here is the thing. Twice a week for something that happens once a week.... Hmmmmmmm Do tell us what that means please.
It means this once a week thing wouldnt bother me if it went twice a week. In other words, "I like it once a week and wouldnt mind it twice a week".
Yaknow one of the reasons we survived, and Neanderthals didn't, is because our large frontal lobes gave us the ability to infer and think in abstract.
I bet you didn't know that. Ooops, exuse me, "Did you know that"?