teh tardwhackers are recruiting

[storch]

we have formed a squadron to play in the allied vs axis arena.  our goal is to bring back air to air fighting to that arena.

[captain1ma]

if you want to learn how to be a great dogfighter and have a great time doing it, this is the group for you. ACM is everything with us.

[humble]

 

May the force be with you...well as may call the squad the "cat herders". Best of luck its a noble undertaking...

[storch]

thanks snapper 

[RTR]

Hey Storch....PM me will ya?

Thanks

RTR

[E25280]

 

WTG, Storch, and good luck with that.

[storch]

in my tenure as CO of JG54 I have never placed a recruitment ad in this forum.  I have added players selectively and kept the squadron small on purpose but this latest trend in that once fun arena needs to be reversed.  something has to be done in there fellows the place has been taken over by every marvin milquetoast that a mother ever spawned. 

you actually have players posting about half hour long engagements where no one is shot down as "good fights".

two nights ago I cornered seven of them, mostly from an axis squadron and harvested three before landing.  the harvest is easy but locating the cleverly hidden buggers is what takes time.  join us, let's show them the business end of a cartoon airplane, the sheds are PM'n me daily for relief

save the sheds, join a worthy cause, whack a tard you'll be glad you did.

[captain1ma]

Wanted: aggressive pilots, not afraid to die, not worried about K/D score, doesn't run from a fight even if outnumbered(well most of the time anyway hehehe), doesnt hide in the ack or at 30k. prefers 10k or less fights most of the time. likes working in a group environment with common goals. if this is you, PM storch!

We will teach you co-operative base taking and ACM. we will teach you how to fly well and smack down deserving victims. we teach you the art of psychological warfare and how to stop or avoid dweebie-ness.

if this sounds good to you, message storch and become part of the most fun, hated, and loathed squads in the AVA. you will not regret it, you will have the time of your life.

*the opinions above are those of the writer and in no way shape or form are those of anyone else

[Shifty]

Here's the thread about the fight with no deaths that seems to be the bane of you Storch.

http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,236830.0.html

Yes actually I was amazed because it was the first time I've ever seen an engagement where nobody got a clear kill, it was also the last time. Damaged planes were able to exit the battle because we did stay up high fighting instead of diving for the deck. The fight ended not because we didn't want to kill each other but a lack of ammo on my part.

It was between 23K and 20K not exactly 30K or higher as you were ranting on the range channel Thursday in the AVA. Also Thursday when exactly did you have seven guys cornered? I saw you running North from three of them in your Tempest. I went North to assist you, BC had already given up trying to help because you were fleeing so fast he couldn't keep up.  I tried to get to you and couldn't catch up either and two of the 109s got tired of chasing you so they reversed and came to fight me. Thank you. ;-)

I did manage to catch a glimpse of you a little later above the fight  and again in your Tempest  picking  and complaining about the German guys being alt monkeys. With the continuous ranting and complaining about Alt Monkeys and an arena where nobody wants to fight. Again mentioning my post from a fight  two months ago as if it  that happeneded every day.Your squadmates to their credit were down low fighting in Corsairs, I guess they cash the checks you write with your mouth.

You are correct there's some direction the AVA has taken lately that needs reversed fast. Too much porking and too little fighting. I hope you do come back with the honest intentions of help making it a better place. Instead of a vehicle used to constantly display the chip on your shoulder.

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[storch]

I don't have a chip on my shoulder some guys have no sense of humor.  it's probably the result of a long sheltered life in mom's basement.

 

that was the engagement those were the three, they all died.   

[Shifty]

Ask Mom nicely to let you out of the basement. There's a traditional N Africa setup in the AVA. Lots of low furballs between two bases.
Come show all us Marvin Milquetoast types how it's done.

[captain1ma]

above is just an example of the psychological warfare you will learn and be exposed to 

[Jester]

Storch, you or one of the other guys got Truekill's home e-mail addy.

I need to contact him fast.

PM me if you do. Tks.

 

[Husky01]

 

[captain1ma]

be part of a great team. One night in the AVA and we're tied for #1!! what does that tell you! we are very cohesive and very loyal to each other. We believe in having fun over and above everything else. Squad nights are any time you can make it. we're on almost every night. you show up fine, if not, fine too. easy enough.

if you want to have a great time and get better at this game. join us. fly with us for a bit or just join. PM Storch if interested