teh tardwhackers are recruiting

[storch]

See Rules #4, #5

[storch]

whack one whack whack whack

[captain1ma]

Greetings Lonely Aces High Pilot!
     Do you want to play the game as a game, or become part of the best!?? if you want to be part of the best and learn how to become extremely proficient at this game, contact Storch or Teh Tardwhackers. We're not for sissies. We fight, we kill and we die. We don't believe in bringing back undamaged airplanes, and we dont play for score! we believe that killing the red is fun!.... Even when its our own squaddies. We work as a team and are all friends. We fight for each other and we stick up for each other.

if you would like to become part of the best of the best, contact us! we fun, friendly and everyone hates us. it doesnt get any better then that!  Must be atleast 18.

And if all that isn't enough, We're NUMBER 1 in the AVA for squads!!

again contact storch or go to our website and get on our bbs at ahgreenhearts.org/phpbb

free sheep for every new member signed up!

[captain1ma]

Our website is up and running, its ahgreenhearts.org. Our bbs is ahgreenhearts.org/phpbb.

if you are interested in us, feel free to come to our website or bbs and apply also. and if you dont like us, feel free to come tell us so.

[storch]

See Rules #4, #5

[RTR]

My apologies for my absence lately. Work has kept me away from home for the last week. Hopefully I will be home some time next week and can participate in the whacking <G>

cheers, and thanks for the invite!

RTR

[storch]

welcome rotor.  we don't have any rules so when you show up it's all good.  there will always be plenty to shoot.

[captain1ma]

just another reason to join Teh Tardwhackers-- 6 of our pilots are in the top 50 pilots list of the AVA. come in and join up!!

[storch]

we will be reorganizing ourselves as the gruppe II tardhackers in the near future.  that is if any gruppe II players show up for us to whack.

teh tardwhackers #1 in the AvA because we are that good.

[captain1ma]

Requirements to join JG54 and Teh Tardwhackers:
1. must be 21 or older. prefer someone with a full time job
2. Must want to become a better pilot. ACM is everything to us!
3. no runners, ack huggers, alt monkeys, etc. we dont run from fights, we engage in them.
4. teamwork! we work together! we try not to gang, although it sometimes happens, but we believe everyone helps each other. we watch each others back!
5. the object of our group is to have fun!! We have fun over and above anything else. Especially at someone elses expense!
6. squad night is every night. be there or not, we're not picky.
7. Must bow to our supreme leader Storch, who is all knowing and all powerful

These are the requirements of JG54 and teh tardwhackers. if this sounds good to you, pm storch.

Just a short resume' for JG54--

*AVA tour 77 7/1-7/31  #1
*AVA tour 75 5/1-5/31  #2
*AVA tour 72 2/1-2/28  #1
*AVA Tour 71 1/1-1/30  #1

Just to show a few of our standings. Join the fun! Join us!

** mandatory 1 week trial Membership.... unless storch don't like you. Then it could be less! We dont need a reason to eject you. it all depends on you!

[storch]

I never knew we were number one in prior tours, I've never really looked at that. waddaya know?

[kennyhayes]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU GUYS OUTCLIMBED A ME262 IN A C47 I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO hel@#lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll not you stroch you nice guy

[storch]

I think our proganda minister has been swimming in the schnapps filled pool again.

no one needs to bow down before storch, storch is an imbecile and best when left alone sulking in a corner.

I did not type this, I'm not even here.

[captain1ma]

our 2 best pilots are tied for the #1 slot in the AVA also. you would be flying with the very best of the best.

[storch]

well looks like our propaganda minister is now a fully fledged member of JG54.

the squadron congratulates jaeger on his PNG.  I'm proud as any daddy could be.

good job jaeger1