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Offline MINNOW

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #30 on: July 15, 2008, 09:53:01 PM »
how the hell do you kill violet???

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #31 on: July 15, 2008, 09:54:15 PM »
how the hell do you kill violet???

Go to the Toys R US store and buy the metal knife. Equip it and then attack her
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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #32 on: July 16, 2008, 09:57:16 PM »
feathers??? 

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #33 on: July 16, 2008, 10:35:50 PM »
Go to walmart and buy some bread.

Go to the second city and visit the park. There you will see the options

The Park

On the outskirts of the park you come across a homeless fellow (sometimes known as a hobo) sitting behind a blanket full of random knick knacks. Nearby you spot what look like... Winged... Rats. They're all walking around, grooving oddly with their necks.

Hobo: Flea Market. See anything you like?

> Check out the Flea Market
> Ignore him and continue on
> Try and catch a winged rat (2T)

Try and catch a winged rat. Either way if you catch it or it flies away, you get the rat wing


Go to wonka's factroy and then to the inventing room. Use the rat wing, bar of soap, and soda water to invent the fizzy lifting drink.


Drink the fizzy drink and then go to the fizzylifting soda room. The moment you have to make selections in there, select "burp" every single time. you will slow enough and float right to the closet
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You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #34 on: July 17, 2008, 04:17:41 AM »
before you ask it is bottle of lye, chocolate ice cream, and altoids

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #35 on: July 17, 2008, 04:46:51 AM »
A bottle of lye, cold tablets and acetone? :devil
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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #36 on: July 17, 2008, 06:54:56 AM »
before you ask it is bottle of lye, chocolate ice cream, and altoids

Eh?

What is that for?
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #37 on: July 17, 2008, 08:59:53 PM »
Has anyone beat the mummy yet? If you did, what does it require
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Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #38 on: July 17, 2008, 10:14:07 PM »
Is the HW server crashed?? The login Page loads but thats it

^^^ combine redhots and gasoline in the inventing room, eat the gasoline soaked red hots then use the lighter before you fight the  mummy

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #39 on: July 17, 2008, 10:35:05 PM »
Ohhh ok. I dont have the redhots yet

I can log in finally, couldnt do anything for an hour
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #40 on: July 17, 2008, 11:14:19 PM »
im finally on too, I found charlie but now nothing else happens

Damn, It died again... Their server blows
« Last Edit: July 17, 2008, 11:23:56 PM by MINNOW »

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #41 on: July 18, 2008, 02:24:33 AM »
Utter crap Ive been able to log on 5 mins total today

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #42 on: July 18, 2008, 08:59:18 AM »
Meatwad I have been reading all the thread on how to beat the mummy.

It is confusing.

I think you need redhots gasoline and either matches or a lighter.

However I do not know first hand what you do and I don't have the redhots yet so I have not been able to try.

If you can't get the redhots at the soup kitchen I think they are in the Candy store after adventure 9. I just finished 6.

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #43 on: July 18, 2008, 10:02:58 AM »
Veruca Salt....

Do NOT mix up the lye, Altoids & Chocolate ice cream until you defeat her.

Find Charlie in the 2nd city Sewers and she will appear.

Use the Mop that you have to beat her

Lead her into the Inventing room and when your asked what you want to do.. JUMP OUT OF THE WAY and you will get the gobstopper.

Then go to the inventing room and make the junior mints and take them to the Board of directors
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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #44 on: July 18, 2008, 06:27:11 PM »
I was able to run her into the fizzy lifting room, where I turned the fan on and she got sucked out. When she regenerates and crawls into the inventing room, I moved out of the way again and she turned to mush and died.
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women