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Offline slipknot

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A Natural Birth for Newbs
« on: July 17, 2008, 11:35:34 AM »
See Rule #5
« Last Edit: July 17, 2008, 04:10:38 PM by Skuzzy »
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Offline Saxman

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Re: A Natural Birth for Newbs
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2008, 11:37:45 AM »
 :huh
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Offline caldera

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Re: A Natural Birth for Newbs
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2008, 11:40:34 AM »
This one is actually funny.  :lol
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Re: A Natural Birth for Newbs
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2008, 11:41:38 AM »
another completely asinine failure, brought to you by slipknot.

what's next, being able to get your pilot drunk?
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Re: A Natural Birth for Newbs
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2008, 11:42:51 AM »
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Offline Denholm

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Re: A Natural Birth for Newbs
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2008, 12:21:52 PM »
This sounds like Stargate's, "Adria."
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Re: A Natural Birth for Newbs
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2008, 12:27:17 PM »
  uhh... I know you're crazy and all... but... who's the ho that's gonna deliver the baby, and who's the man-whor that's gonna you know...

EDIT: them? http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,239858.0.html
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  the game is concentrated on combat, not on shaking the screen.

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Re: A Natural Birth for Newbs
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2008, 12:33:36 PM »
Looks like Slip just found a way to reproduce. Thanks for volunteering titanic.
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Re: A Natural Birth for Newbs
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2008, 12:38:02 PM »
 I have my moments.  :aok
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Quote from: guncrasher on August 16, 2012, 04:48:31 AM

  the game is concentrated on combat, not on shaking the screen.

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Re: A Natural Birth for Newbs
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2008, 12:56:20 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

this is just terrible  :D

you said something like "start life off as a tiny human--just like he would in the natural world" but in the "natural world" babies are not flying planes

we were not that desperate to get pilots
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Re: A Natural Birth for Newbs
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2008, 01:04:22 PM »
IF YOU WOULD ALL LOOK AT MY SIG YOU MIGHT SEE WHAT WENT WRONG WITH SLIPKNOT AT THE AGE OF 3 MONTHS. CAN YOU TELL WHATS WRONG? :rofl :rofl
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Re: A Natural Birth for Newbs
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2008, 01:13:58 PM »
Why aren't you banned yet?
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Re: A Natural Birth for Newbs
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2008, 01:16:37 PM »
Quote from: SpikesX on July 17, 2008, 01:13:58 PM
Why aren't you banned yet?
Me? Or Slip? I was just making a funny comment. Geez :cry Nah im kidding. I don't regret making my post.
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Offline uptown

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Re: A Natural Birth for Newbs
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2008, 01:32:38 PM »
Slipknot your brain is defective. Put the bag of paint chips down, step away from the computer and return to your padded room. :aok
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Offline Martyn

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Re: A Natural Birth for Newbs
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2008, 01:45:48 PM »
If baby gets shot in the nappy (diaper) - well, it's easy to model, we just need to change the color of the pilot wound stuff that hits the windscreen.
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