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Offline Cthulhu

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Re: Sky Ads--Plane-towed banners!!
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2008, 02:13:33 PM »
Quote from: slipknot on July 21, 2008, 01:55:54 PM
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2.)  The locals are not aware of my internet prowess.
I've got a cat who's eagar for that job. Says after him, you'll never go back. Oh, and as for the apparent bondage thing.. he says that's a plus. :aok
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Re: Sky Ads--Plane-towed banners!!
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2008, 02:46:47 PM »
How about on the town buildings instead. Just make sure they sign the disclaimer about no sign being visible when their building gets blown up.  Noooooooo pro-rated discounts.
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Offline ian5440

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Re: Sky Ads--Plane-towed banners!!
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2008, 02:53:27 PM »
Its funny, the second i saw the name of the thread,
i knew it was a Slipknot original  :rofl
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Re: Sky Ads--Plane-towed banners!!
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2008, 03:09:35 PM »
Just use the hook on carrier aircraft for picking up and towing the banners.  If someone gets on your six just retract your hook and let the banner foul their prop.   :aok
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Offline weazely

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Re: Sky Ads--Plane-towed banners!!
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2008, 03:16:42 PM »
I love slipknot! his wishes are the best and most original!
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Re: Sky Ads--Plane-towed banners!!
« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2008, 03:33:53 PM »
Quote from: weazely on July 21, 2008, 03:16:42 PM
his wishes are the best and most original!

Original- Yes

Best - Ehhh  :uhoh
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Offline Masherbrum

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Re: Sky Ads--Plane-towed banners!!
« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2008, 04:08:55 PM »
Why stop at banners?   Let's add brothel's to every base!!!    :rock
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Re: Sky Ads--Plane-towed banners!!
« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2008, 05:26:19 PM »
Yeah, could be like a basball game where the players scratch their balls for an hour while I read the adds in an act of pure boredom.
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Offline DaveJ

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Re: Sky Ads--Plane-towed banners!!
« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2008, 05:35:37 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl Slipknot is an absolute genius.

I can't believe you all actually flip out on him, this is some of the funniest stuff I've read on here in ages.  :rofl
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Re: Sky Ads--Plane-towed banners!!
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2008, 05:38:12 PM »
"Simple minds, simple pleasures." 
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Re: Sky Ads--Plane-towed banners!!
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2008, 06:36:24 AM »
with such advertising potential I can see CT getting completed in 2 weeks.
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Re: Sky Ads--Plane-towed banners!!
« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2008, 09:25:01 AM »
Just thought of one other thing...

Why do we need tow planes? We've got an entire arsenal of dozens of planes!!

Just upload your banner ad, hook a banner onto any existing plane--an option in the hanger--and take off with banner in tow!

Bang! Instant dollars to you via your HT-powered ad-revenue affiliate program.

This idea is now officially ridiculously amazing.
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Re: Sky Ads--Plane-towed banners!!
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2008, 09:27:53 AM »
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Re: Sky Ads--Plane-towed banners!!
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2008, 09:31:19 AM »
I can just imagine mine

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Re: Sky Ads--Plane-towed banners!!
« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2008, 09:34:09 AM »
Might as well add HUGE blimps with giant T.V. screens on them like you see at sporting events.
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