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... I don’t want to alarm anyone, but usually you don’t buy 500,000 plastic coffins “just in case something happens,” you buy them because you know something is going to happen...

http://shatteredparadigm.blogspot.com/2008/07/half-million-500000-plastic-coffins-in.html

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Re: Half a million (500,000) plastic coffins in the middle of Georgia
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2008, 06:12:03 AM »
Man who knows... Maybe during the bird flu crisis, they made them to keep the flu from spreading out of bodies... Maybe they want to kill everybody in Georgia. Well, you can guess where I'm staying away from!
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Re: Half a million (500,000) plastic coffins in the middle of Georgia
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2008, 06:30:21 AM »
When some unknown calamity strikes, there won't be enough time to build coffins.  Hence our Government has had the foresight to have them already built.  Most likely they belong to the CDC.

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Re: Half a million (500,000) plastic coffins in the middle of Georgia
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2008, 07:36:30 AM »
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Re: Half a million (500,000) plastic coffins in the middle of Georgia
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2008, 07:51:19 AM »
... I don’t want to alarm anyone, but usually you don’t buy 500,000 plastic coffins “just in case something happens,” you buy them because you know something is going to happen...

Probably bought em for when the oceans rise and drown that many rom the polar ice caps melting.
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Re: Half a million (500,000) plastic coffins in the middle of Georgia
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2008, 07:52:00 AM »
I started reading that, and the most prominent linked article, and started thinking, "paranoid much?" :huh

Whoever wrote that needs to adjust their tinfoil hat.
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Re: Half a million (500,000) plastic coffins in the middle of Georgia
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2008, 08:19:13 AM »
When some unknown calamity strikes, there won't be enough time to build coffins.  Hence our Government has had the foresight to have them already built.  Most likely they belong to the CDC.
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Re: Half a million (500,000) plastic coffins in the middle of Georgia
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2008, 11:02:07 AM »
Well considering the Tsunami in 2004 I think it killed over 200k people. Then I'd say it's a fairly smart idea to have a bunch of coffins lying around just in case, especially considering much of the US is at risk for the same thing. I looked at about 2 mins of the dumb video, but I really love the doom and groomers that by in to all the NWO crap.

Maybe just maybe our govt has learned from it's past mistakes with natural disasters like Katrina and what we have seen across the world. Maybe just maybe, they might be actually getting prepared so they can act in case something happens. If you dig around there are also a few old compounds stashed around the country that appear to be military controlled holding facilities to deal with large amounts of infected dead people. (ie.. close to railroad tracks and set up with gas furnaces and likely set up by the CDC)

We already know if some massive bug outbreak happens a lot of people are going to die, so what wrong with "trying" to be ready for it?

Hell I already have my plan in place.. I'm stealing a nice 30f-40ft sail boat from the marina up the street and heading off to some tropical island with a couple of hot girls the second one of those bird flu outbreaks happen. So if I have a plan what's wrong with the govt having one or at least attempting to try to have a plan..  :D
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Re: Half a million (500,000) plastic coffins in the middle of Georgia
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2008, 11:04:53 AM »
Hell I already have my plan in place.. I'm stealing a nice 30f-40ft sail boat from the marina up the street and heading off to some tropical island with a couple of hot girls the second one of those bird flu outbreaks happen. So if I have a plan what's wrong with the govt having one or at least attempting to try to have a plan..  :D

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Re: Half a million (500,000) plastic coffins in the middle of Georgia
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2008, 11:24:25 AM »
Well, at least after that you won't be able to say that a Rebulican never did anything for you.

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Re: Half a million (500,000) plastic coffins in the middle of Georgia
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2008, 11:52:24 AM »
Those are those portable toilets not coffins.
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Re: Half a million (500,000) plastic coffins in the middle of Georgia
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2008, 11:59:02 AM »
So the government knows a massive pandemic of Montezumas revenge is going to hit us?  :O Oh noooooeeeees run for the hills!!!!
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Re: Half a million (500,000) plastic coffins in the middle of Georgia
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2008, 12:02:03 PM »
So the government knows a massive pandemic of Montezumas revenge is going to hit us?  :O Oh noooooeeeees run for the hills!!!!

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Re: Half a million (500,000) plastic coffins in the middle of Georgia
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2008, 12:09:42 PM »
Perhaps with the failing economy, people won't be able to afford the multiple thousand dollar coffins for their funeral.  I think that black plastic looks better than particle board.
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Re: Half a million (500,000) plastic coffins in the middle of Georgia
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2008, 12:13:54 PM »
Those are those portable toilets not coffins.

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