My favorite,
Chicken Head - "Taking off in a Mustang, SE runway with 100% fuel. Why we flashing are there GV's!?!?! Someone talk to me, do read me, i repeat do you read me! (8 mins of in flight checks proceed) OK guys boogies inbound I'm diving on the lead, It's a niki. I'll need some one to cover my six! Almost got him, he broke he broke! Climbing 4k, 5k, 6k, 7k, 8k, WTF!!!!!!!!! WhERE ARE YOU GUYS, WHY DIDN'T ANYONE GIVE A CHECK 6!!!!!!!!!"
Friendly in the area - "If you'd shut up you would have heard it"