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Offline Furball

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A Day in the HTC office
« on: July 24, 2008, 01:26:42 PM »
I wonder what they actually do on a daily basis in the HTC office?  I think we should make up a diary of events for a day... I will start: -

0900  Skuzzy arrives, turns on the lights, starts the coffee machine & starts reading the bbs.
0905  Pyro turns up with a big pile of books in Japanese and Russian about aircraft, sits down and quietly starts researching/translating.
0915  Superfly drives up, crashes into the sign outside in his pimpmobile, gets out, comes in the office and starts bragging about the hos he had last night and about how hungover he is.
0920   HiTech comes in with a big crate of bribe whiskey and calls a meeting saying that he has "decided" to introduce a new aircraft to AH...

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Offline sirvlad

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Re: A Day in the HTC office
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2008, 01:44:48 PM »
and like combat tour it`s never spoken of again.

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Re: A Day in the HTC office
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2008, 01:46:54 PM »
0920  Skuzzy slaps Rollins with a Rule #7 violation for posting his willingness to punch a liger.  Rollins sees this and actually agrees with the assessment, vowing never again to view the BBS in the haze of an over the counter sleep aid.
0921  After polling the other HTC staff, Skuzzy arrives at the conclusion that this may be the first time in the history of the internets that someone has expressed a desire to defeat a liger in hand to hand combat.
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Re: A Day in the HTC office
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2008, 01:49:38 PM »
                  
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Re: A Day in the HTC office
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2008, 01:56:01 PM »
0925  Pyro, already feeling frustrated at his translation efforts, hits the big red button in the middle of the office which has a sign above it saying "Random Puffy Ack Kill" to relieve some stress.
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Re: A Day in the HTC office
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2008, 01:59:08 PM »
0925  Pyro, already feeling frustrated at his translation efforts, hits the big red button in the middle of the office which has a sign above it saying "Random Puffy Ack Kill" to relieve some stress.
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Re: A Day in the HTC office
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2008, 02:01:44 PM »
0925  Pyro, already feeling frustrated at his translation efforts, hits the big red button in the middle of the office which has a sign above it saying "Random Puffy Ack Kill" to relieve some stress.

0925 and 3 secs.  Steve is killed in the arena.  Whines about puffy ack being too lethal pervade ch 200 and spill over onto the BBS.
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Re: A Day in the HTC office
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2008, 02:02:23 PM »
9:25:04 : furball cruising around in his 262 at 500 mph at 20k randomly explodes!
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Re: A Day in the HTC office
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2008, 02:08:26 PM »
2:05 - Pyro, Waffle and Skuzzy discuss putting out new screenshots.

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Re: A Day in the HTC office
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2008, 02:11:35 PM »
2:10 - It is decided that the next screenshots will be released in.....two weeks
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Re: A Day in the HTC office
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2008, 02:11:54 PM »
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Re: A Day in the HTC office
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2008, 02:12:29 PM »
2:05 - Pyro, Waffle and Skuzzy discuss putting out new screenshots.

That be nice. :)
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Re: A Day in the HTC office
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2008, 02:13:02 PM »
2:05 - Pyro, Waffle and Skuzzy discuss putting out new screenshots.

2:11 They then sit back and laugh and shake their heads as the poor no-lifers on the bbs beg them to do it....
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Re: A Day in the HTC office
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2008, 02:13:11 PM »
1406 HT says: "Nah" and decide to go get lunch instead.  Waffle, upon seeing the food tangled in Skuzzy's white beard realises that he had already eaten all the food in the HTC fridge.  Lifting his head up from his desk after falling asleep, Superfly says he will go out and collect some "munchies".
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Re: A Day in the HTC office
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2008, 02:14:30 PM »
how did we go back in time  :)
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