A Day in the HTC office

[angelsandair]

I edited my original response because i felt rude it was rude - no offence, but i really don't care about keeping real time and neither it seems does anyone else.  I dont think it is possible and what's the point? its just a bit of fun.  It is not your thread.

[Furball]

Sorry - bit grouchy this afternoon 

[CAP1]

12 NOON:

HT comes in, and sees the pile of complaints, another pile of "we NEED this in game" requests, another pile of "you NEED to change the collision model NOW" notices.

 he then walks out mumbling to himself ""why the hell do i even TRY to provide a good fun sim for these people?" and shaking his head.

 

[angelsandair]

1201 HiTech then angerly hits the puffy ack button again and again.

[Winks]

1202.... ok who the heck hit the dang puffy ack button

[Furball]

1228    HiTech, to get revenge for the puffy ack death and donut theft, sneaks to Pyro's desk when it is unattended and spikes his coffee with some viagra he found in Superfly's car, he then skulks back to his desk.  Pyro comes back, sits down, takes a big gulp and says "mmm, that is some goooood coffee".

[Solar10]

12.35  Bored HT browses BBS and finds a thread that describes what he was doing at 12.28.   He storms into Pyro's office and starts searching for hidden cameras.

[Mustaine]

12:35 Mustaine wisely avoids comment on "joystick", and let's someone else bear the brunt of Pyro's wrath. 

[ROX]

1259:  Pyro....now all viagra'ded up, heads over to Rosie's desk to chat.  Pyro keeps saying squirrels with cameras actually "don't have clothes on"...and asks if she "watches channel 404 late at night". Noticing that Pyro is not his normal self, Rosie excuses herself and heads to the HTC breakroom for some coffee.  Pyro feels an unexpected urge to head down the street to the Grapevine Newsstand and buy some pron.  Office Sexual Harrassment Trifecta now in play.


1302:  HiTech calls Sudz into his office and wants to discuss the latest COAD changes.  As he pours some milk into his coffee cup, Dale notices that AWMac's avatar is on the milk carton as a "lost person". 




ROX

[mechanic]

13:26  Pyro, having avoided contact with the others for a while decides on his course of action. He races down to the HTC bunker and launches three random 'auto-muted for typing F4U' missles into the server. Cmustard takes all three hits. Result.
 Not satisfied with his destruction, Pyro heads to the score servers and hits the button marked 'Random noob with 3 sorties to win fighter ranking'. Laughing quietly to himself pyro sneaks up to HT's office and waits for the flood of whines to start pouring in from the regular top rankers.
 But whats this? Skuzzy has already picked up the phone in the main office. Cursing under his breath, Pyro peeks into HT's office. A half empty bottle of whiskey sits on the table and HT is snoring happily.
 "Revenge shall be mine" snickers pyro as his plan begins to take shape.....

[jerkins]

  I really like the puffy ack button, and if they dont have one, they should make one.

[007Rusty]

When thay hit the button it says "that was easy" 

I really like the puffy ack button, and if they dont have one, they should make one.

[CAP1]

wow........

that was great!

puffy ack button!

[CAP1]

1400

HT calls the entire staff into his office after waking from his whiskey induced nap. they brainstorm on what to do. the staff, having been hitting the super secret stash that HT keeps for emergency, all decide that both LW arenas will now have the most annoying maps they can find. they change the coad so that despite the bish best efforts, the maps cannot be reset.

 they all return to their offices/cubicles after this fun meeting, to monitoor the BBS. they start a pool on how long till the first complaint comes up about it, and a pool on who will be the first one.

 HT secretly writes an invincibility coad for the SAAP guys, and gives the la's and spits, all unlimited ammo. chuckling evily, he heads out for a late lunch.