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Offline slipknot

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Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
« on: July 29, 2008, 11:34:14 AM »
We've got airplanes, we've got GVs... We should have a full-service custom shop, with all of the services available:

Custom Engine upgrades -- rice out your Zero, anyone?!?!
Custom exhaust -- make your zero sound like a p47!!
Custom body work -- add that much needed hood scoop or extra tail surface to your p38!
Custom interior design -- an LCD screen somwhere in the cockpit should NEVER be a feature exclusive to wealthy black musicians!!

Stuka pilots muonted those sirens on the tales of their planes to make them sound scarier, I don't see any reason why pooh21 should be able to stick 4 cheap turbos into his 109.

Oh yes, and they ALL cost perk points.

seriously guys, this may be amazing...

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Offline mentalguy

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Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2008, 11:41:07 AM »
Go away.
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Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2008, 11:59:52 AM »
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Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2008, 12:01:37 PM »
 he might be onto something.... I want to mount a n00k on my 109.....
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Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2008, 12:04:49 PM »
Ya know you can make your zero sond like a P-47 if you rename the sound files.
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Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2008, 12:17:43 PM »
this guy is hilarious  :lol :rofl
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Offline Hornet33

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Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2008, 12:22:43 PM »
Can I get some phat 24's fo my jeep, or maybe some hydraulics on my Panzer. I want that sucker to bounce :rock
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Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2008, 12:24:09 PM »
Quote from: DickBong on July 29, 2008, 12:17:43 PM
this guy is hilarious  :lol :rofl

He definitely is the comic relief from all the regular whiners.  Keep it up Slip, it is a serious chuckle every time.
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Offline 633DH98

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Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2008, 12:39:56 PM »
Swap out that antique 75mm in your B-25 for some GAU-8 bling with a ripping soundtrack.  :rock
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Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2008, 01:46:30 PM »
Quote from: Hornet33 on July 29, 2008, 12:22:43 PM
Can I get some phat 24's fo my jeep, or maybe some hydraulics on my Panzer. I want that sucker to bounce :rock
NO!Then you could jump out of the way of my rounds :lol
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Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2008, 03:15:14 PM »
Slipknot is an absolute genius!  :rofl

Keep it up man, it brings some life to these boards.  :aok
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Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2008, 04:38:50 PM »
Troll. :rolleyes:
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Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2008, 04:49:10 PM »
Quote from: 633DH98 on July 29, 2008, 12:39:56 PM
Swap out that antique 75mm in your B-25 for some GAU-8 bling with a ripping soundtrack.  :rock

I replaced my 20mm cannon sounds with GAU-8 ones  :D

Quote from: DickBong on July 29, 2008, 12:17:43 PM
this guy is hilarious  :lol :rofl

Guy?  I thought it was a gal!!??  :huh :confused:  :eek: :eek:

I was sure this was a woman/girl after that topic requesting a more feminine atmosphere...

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Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2008, 05:06:07 PM »
I'm in... But where do I attach the Big-Ass carbon fiber wing? To my wing? And if I do, won't the new wing need it's own carbon fiber wing?
And where do I get GDM stickers for my Dora to make it go faster?
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Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2008, 05:36:02 PM »
Quote from: slipknot on July 29, 2008, 11:34:14 AM
We've got airplanes, we've got GVs... We should have a full-service custom shop, with all of the services available:

Custom Engine upgrades -- rice out your Zero, anyone?!?!
Custom exhaust -- make your zero sound like a p47!!
Custom body work -- add that much needed hood scoop or extra tail surface to your p38!
Custom interior design -- an LCD screen somwhere in the cockpit should NEVER be a feature exclusive to wealthy black musicians!!

Stuka pilots muonted those sirens on the tales of their planes to make them sound scarier, I don't see any reason why pooh21 should be able to stick 4 cheap turbos into his 109.

Oh yes, and they ALL cost perk points.

seriously guys, this may be amazing...



Slipknot, I might be one of the few guys that actually loves to read this.
Your a GENIOUS  :D
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