Funny medical study results.

[Maverick]

Heart Attacks
After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us;
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us;
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us;
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us; and
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Our Government is Trying To Correct This Problem.

 

[SPKmes]

 

[Redlegs]

 

[DREDIOCK]

LMAO!

How True

 

[Cthulhu]

So true..

But seriously, one word. Exercise.

[slipknot]

So true..

But seriously, one word. Exercise.

A couple more words:

1.)   Portion size
2.)   Sedentary lifestyles (excerise, yes, but holding out for a parking spot 10 feet closer to the destination doesn't help either)
3.)   Poor stress management
4.)   high fructose corn syrup
5.)   Fourthmeal (thanks T-Bell)

[Cthulhu]

A couple more words:

1.)   Portion size
2.)   Sedentary lifestyles (excerise, yes, but holding out for a parking spot 10 feet closer to the destination doesn't help either)
3.)   Poor stress management
4.)   high fructose corn syrup
5.)   Fourthmeal (thanks T-Bell)

I'm sorry, let me summarize: Most Americans are Fat Lazy Basturrds. (I know, because I are one)

You other "geezers" remember when 150lb high school girls were rare and not the norm?

[botkins]

  

[DREDIOCK]

I'm sorry, let me summarize: Most Americans are Fat Lazy Basturrds. (I know, because I are one)

You other "geezers" remember when 150lb high school girls were rare and not the norm?

My daughter has a friend that breaks that mark.
She's 12