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Offline Masherbrum

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Re: not feelin well
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2008, 10:23:34 PM »
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Re: not feelin well
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2008, 11:36:30 PM »
You been eating any girls lately?

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Re: not feelin well
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2008, 11:46:47 PM »
Go see a doctor, moron.  :)
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Re: not feelin well
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2008, 11:58:32 PM »
Yeah....go see your doc right away.  Might be a bleeding ulcer or something.  Probably not life threatening but might as well get it taken care of.
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Re: not feelin well
« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2008, 12:01:30 AM »
Nah... Keep posting on the Aces High forum.  A doctor will tell you exactly what's going on and what to do, very shortly. Mark my word.
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Re: not feelin well
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2008, 12:05:30 AM »
Sounds like pregnancy.
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Re: not feelin well
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2008, 12:12:02 AM »
problem is.... i havent been able 2 eat dinner... i havent eatin dinner in like 3 days now... and i been barely eating breakfast and lunch, very small amount of food


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Re: not feelin well
« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2008, 12:15:28 AM »
I've read about this before. It's a result of too much testosterone in your body. What you're going to want to do is cut off all blood flow to/from your family jewels. You'll be ok in a day or two.
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« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2008, 12:15:31 AM »
Nah... Keep posting on the Aces High forum.  A doctor will tell you exactly what's going on and what to do, very shortly. Mark my word.

You probably do not have a laparoscope, so I would choose the open appendectomy. Make a two- to three-inch incision in the lower right abdomen, separate the abdominal muscles and open the abdominal cavity. Pull the appendix through the incision, tie it off at its base, and remove it. Care should taken to avoid spilling purulent material (pus) from the appendix while it is being removed. If the appendix has ruptured, thoroughly wash out the abdomen with saline.Then suture the incision.

Course then I am a mechanical engineer, not a doctor.
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Re: not feelin well
« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2008, 12:21:58 AM »
Nah... Keep posting on the Aces High forum.  A doctor will tell you exactly what's going on and what to do, very shortly. Mark my word.


why not. we have experts, actual or self proclaimed on every other topic under the sun on here, and countless other people who give advice regardless.

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Re: not feelin well
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2008, 12:22:32 AM »
You probably do not have a laparoscope, so I would choose the open appendectomy. Make a two- to three-inch incision in the lower right abdomen, separate the abdominal muscles and open the abdominal cavity. Pull the appendix through the incision, tie it off at its base, and remove it. Care should taken to avoid spilling purulent material (pus) from the appendix while it is being removed. If the appendix has ruptured, thoroughly wash out the abdomen with saline.Then suture the incision.

Course then I am a mechanical engineer, not a doctor.


What kind of advise is that to give to a 17 year old. :furious

Of course you are going to need some alcohol for the pain and antiseptic, also.   :D

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Re: not feelin well
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2008, 12:40:46 AM »

What kind of advise is that to give to a 17 year old. :furious

Of course you are going to need some alcohol for the pain and antiseptic, also.   :D

Tell your parents, Bob.

Hey, this isn't too difficult. I tried this out on my buddy when I was 14, and he almost survived.
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Re: not feelin well
« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2008, 12:40:59 AM »
lol, i was just consterpaded, i was poopin out poo that looked like a bunch of marbles glued together, i feel better now lol!  :lol :D



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Re: not feelin well
« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2008, 12:43:15 AM »
It's good to know we helped solve a life or death crisis.
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Re: not feelin well
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2008, 12:50:17 AM »
lol, i was just consterpaded, i was poopin out poo that looked like a bunch of marbles glued together, i feel better now lol!  :lol :D



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