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Offline SD67

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General wiffle bat discussion thread
« on: August 03, 2008, 07:03:50 PM »
How long do we have to live in fear of these dangerous weapons in our communities?
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The defendants appeal from the following convictions for their parts in the fracas: Rachael, assault and battery and disturbing the peace; Kelly, assault and battery by means of a dangerous weapon (a "wiffle ball bat")
http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/getcase.pl?court=ma&vol=appslip/appApr03v&invol=1
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Offline 007Rusty

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Re: General wiffle bat discussion thread
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2008, 08:06:25 PM »
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Offline ROX

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Re: General wiffle bat discussion thread
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2008, 03:09:12 PM »
In the end--if you ban wiffle ball bats---then only criminals will have them.

Same with croquet mallets.




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Re: General wiffle bat discussion thread
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2008, 03:20:44 PM »
But it might be worth it if we save one parent's child from being wiffled! Think of the children!!!  :eek:

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Offline trax1

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Re: General wiffle bat discussion thread
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2008, 03:26:34 PM »
Wiffle bats don't kill people, people kill people.  Also your more likely to kill a family member with a wiffle bat in the house then a criminal.
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Offline Slamfire

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Re: General wiffle bat discussion thread
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2008, 03:40:05 PM »
Wiffle bats don't kill people, people kill people.  Also your more likely to kill a family member with a wiffle bat in the house then a criminal.

I support the individual right to own a Wiffle Bat, but with "Reasonable Restrictions".
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Offline dkff49

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Re: General wiffle bat discussion thread
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2008, 03:44:13 PM »
I see the need for a new organization.

The NWBA

National Wiffleball Bats Association.

for the sole purpose of protecting the rights those who onlyuse wiffleball bats for the intended purposes and for protection.

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By the way how did you stumble onto this? I know Iwould never have thought to search wiffleball bat crimes.
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Re: General wiffle bat discussion thread
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2008, 07:51:32 PM »
Will i need to get a carry permit for my Wiffle ball bat?   :rofl :rofl

 
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