Author Topic: Tie a long rope around a tree, your neck, then floor it in your convertible  (Read 872 times)

Offline Steve

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Wow, this guy had a flair for the dramatic.


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The day before his death, a court had granted Mirielle Mellin additional alimony, the Mail reported.

Following the decision, in the last contact with his wife, Mellin sent a text message reading, "Congratulations, XXX."

The businessman then reportedly tied one end of a rope he kept in his Aston Martin convertible to a tree and wrapped the other end of it around his neck as he sat in the driver's seat. He then drove the car at a high speed onto a busy road, forcing other drivers to witness his violent suicide, the Mail said.

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I've actually heard about other people doing this same thing.
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Wow an Aston Martin convertible nice car bet its for sale cheap. :D
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What did the suddenly driver less car do next?
Did the force lift the guy out of his seat of was the event so quick his right foot remained planted firmly to the floor?
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Why didnt he just shoot her?  :O
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He wasn't trying to kill her.
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Offline Hangtime

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I'd say this lends a new twist to the 'losing yer head over a woman' adage.

Wow, this guy had a flair for the dramatic.

but ain't brits supposed to be masters of understatement??
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He should have shot her.
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Offline Pooh21

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As coming from a recent divorce with a crazy chick. The shooting her idea does have merit. This way she loses all court ordered alimony as it goes in the will to his family. Make no doubt this chick was a gold-digger, in the vein of Paul McCartneys own Long Jane Silver.

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He should have shot her.

it's england... the means for 'no waiting perforating' are no longer legally available to mere subjects of the crown.

..so; he couldn't rightly shoot her.

there are other methods...

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Fegging courts giving a mans life and blood to a cheap strumpet

I couldn't agree more. My parents are divorced. My mum wrenched all power to herself. She took all the visitation rights, she took everything from my dad, and STILL expects him to pay alimony. She left him with nothing and still went back for more, because she feels she's entitled to it. Fortunately, my dad, being the hard worker dug his way out financially, and I finally managed to get a voice in court, so while she still has custody, I still get to see my dad. My mum is a good mother, but feels she's entitled to WAY too much. It seems to be that way with a lot of people.

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Poor Aston :(
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"    The following report was written by a Dr. Beaurieux, who experimented with the head of a condemned prisoner by the name of Henri Languille, on June 28, 1905:

    Here, then, is what I was able to note immediately after the decapitation: the eyelids and lips of the guillotined man worked in irregularly rhythmic contractions for about five or six seconds. This phenomenon has been remarked by all those finding themselves in the same conditions as myself for observing what happens after the severing of the neck...

    I waited for several seconds. The spasmodic movements ceased. [...] It was then that I called in a strong, sharp voice: 'Languille!' I saw the eyelids slowly lift up, without any spasmodic contractions – I insist advisedly on this peculiarity – but with an even movement, quite distinct and normal, such as happens in everyday life, with people awakened or torn from their thoughts.

    Next Languille's eyes very definitely fixed themselves on mine and the pupils focused themselves. I was not, then, dealing with the sort of vague dull look without any expression, that can be observed any day in dying people to whom one speaks: I was dealing with undeniably living eyes which were looking at me. After several seconds, the eyelids closed again[...].

    It was at that point that I called out again and, once more, without any spasm, slowly, the eyelids lifted and undeniably living eyes fixed themselves on mine with perhaps even more penetration than the first time. Then there was a further closing of the eyelids, but now less complete. I attempted the effect of a third call; there was no further movement – and the eyes took on the glazed look which they have in the dead.[9] "

from wiki, think about it before you decap yourself

Even if it seems certain that you will lose, retaliate. Neither wisdom nor technique has a place in this. A real man does not think of victory or defeat. He plunges recklessly towards an irrational death. By doing this, you will awaken from your dreams.

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from wiki, think about it before you decap yourself



If me head lands in someones lap. AWESOME! I will be in their nightmares :D til the day they die! :rock
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