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Offline Furball

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Re: Tie a long rope around a tree, your neck, then floor it in your convertible
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2008, 04:47:26 AM »
You can imagine the thought for those 5 seconds... "oh crap, i'm still alive, i am going to be a head in a jar like on futurama".

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Re: Tie a long rope around a tree, your neck, then floor it in your convertible
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2008, 11:04:20 AM »
He should have put the rope around HER neck and taken HER for a ride...
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Re: Tie a long rope around a tree, your neck, then floor it in your convertible
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2008, 11:21:11 AM »
Quote from: Hangtime on August 10, 2008, 03:55:16 AM
it's england... the means for 'no waiting perforating' are no longer legally available to mere subjects of the crown.

..so; he couldn't rightly shoot her.

Rightly or not and even without purchase rights there are ways to make these things but obviously this man was not very 'with it.'
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Re: Tie a long rope around a tree, your neck, then floor it in your convertible
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2008, 11:59:26 AM »
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He should have shot her.

Judging by this and other posts, you need help.
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Re: Tie a long rope around a tree, your neck, then floor it in your convertible
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2008, 12:12:19 PM »
I wouldve went ghetto on her. His care would be ok and she would be gone.
now she has his money his car is screwed and hes dead. What a twit
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Re: Tie a long rope around a tree, your neck, then floor it in your convertible
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2008, 12:17:48 PM »
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I wouldve went ghetto on her. His care would be ok and she would be gone.
now she has his money his car is screwed and hes dead. What a twit

It's pleasing to see that people with English as a third language make an effort on these boards. Difficult to understand what they write, but pleasing nonetheless.

Keep it up. :aok
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Re: Tie a long rope around a tree, your neck, then floor it in your convertible
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2008, 12:30:33 PM »
Quote from: Dowding on August 10, 2008, 11:59:26 AM
Judging by this and other posts, you need help.
Well I have been through the money grubbing American system for awhile now. My first wife went crazy during 'that stage they go through' and put the whole family through hell. Even the cops were telling me there was a better way to handle things (they had enough of her too as she was in and out of jail every month). I took the kids to their grandparents and let her have everything. All my sports collections awards trophies memorobilia from around the world... gone. Now she is on welfare and has nothing. The judge gave her nothing and everything in the house and the house too are lost for almost nothing in return (for her I got absolutely nothing). She cost myself the kids the city and the county more then one person has a right to.

Simpler more cost effective solutions are available and once the love is gone... its gone.

Current wife 'gets it' and is very very faithful. I think if she was ever 'disrespected' by another man and asked to sleep around... she would shoot him.
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Re: Tie a long rope around a tree, your neck, then floor it in your convertible
« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2008, 03:02:29 PM »
Quote from: nimble on August 10, 2008, 04:44:18 AM
"    The following report was written by a Dr. Beaurieux, who experimented with the head of a condemned prisoner by the name of Henri Languille, on June 28, 1905:

    Here, then, is what I was able to note immediately after the decapitation: the eyelids and lips of the guillotined man worked in irregularly rhythmic contractions for about five or six seconds. This phenomenon has been remarked by all those finding themselves in the same conditions as myself for observing what happens after the severing of the neck...

    I waited for several seconds. The spasmodic movements ceased. [...] It was then that I called in a strong, sharp voice: 'Languille!' I saw the eyelids slowly lift up, without any spasmodic contractions – I insist advisedly on this peculiarity – but with an even movement, quite distinct and normal, such as happens in everyday life, with people awakened or torn from their thoughts.

    Next Languille's eyes very definitely fixed themselves on mine and the pupils focused themselves. I was not, then, dealing with the sort of vague dull look without any expression, that can be observed any day in dying people to whom one speaks: I was dealing with undeniably living eyes which were looking at me. After several seconds, the eyelids closed again[...].

    It was at that point that I called out again and, once more, without any spasm, slowly, the eyelids lifted and undeniably living eyes fixed themselves on mine with perhaps even more penetration than the first time. Then there was a further closing of the eyelids, but now less complete. I attempted the effect of a third call; there was no further movement – and the eyes took on the glazed look which they have in the dead.[9] "

from wiki, think about it before you decap yourself



That has got to be the biggest load of crap...
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Re: Tie a long rope around a tree, your neck, then floor it in your convertible
« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2008, 03:32:24 PM »
Quote from: Serenity on August 10, 2008, 03:02:29 PM
That has got to be the biggest load of crap...

While i have no no idea if it's true, it is said that a severed head can react for about 15 seconds afterwords.  Still i don't know if it's proven, just what i have heard.
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Re: Tie a long rope around a tree, your neck, then floor it in your convertible
« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2008, 05:02:43 PM »
the French actually conducted experiments on this during the French Revolution. Results were lost when they cut off the head of the researcher.

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Re: Tie a long rope around a tree, your neck, then floor it in your convertible
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2008, 05:27:11 PM »
So, replace the guilliotine with a ton-chunk of concrete  :devil
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